. Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine . praised The crops were heavy and the field-hands were few. Silas Warren, whoowned one of the largest farms in thecountry, tried to induce even Ned Blod-gett, the laziest man in the village, to helpwith the harvest. Wal, Si, said Ned, laying down hiswhittling, how much will ye pay me towork for ye? I pay every man whathes worth, answered Silas scratched his head he picked up his whittling. No,Si, he drawled, I cant work thatcheap.âChristian Advocate. HeâThat Simpsons baby cried allduring the ceremony at Marjories wed-ding. I
. Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine . praised The crops were heavy and the field-hands were few. Silas Warren, whoowned one of the largest farms in thecountry, tried to induce even Ned Blod-gett, the laziest man in the village, to helpwith the harvest. Wal, Si, said Ned, laying down hiswhittling, how much will ye pay me towork for ye? I pay every man whathes worth, answered Silas scratched his head he picked up his whittling. No,Si, he drawled, I cant work thatcheap.âChristian Advocate. HeâThat Simpsons baby cried allduring the ceremony at Marjories wed-ding. It was so annoying. SheâIt was dreadful. When I ammarried, I am going to have engraved inthe lower left hand corner of the invita-tions, No l^abies expected.âThomasN. Miranda. He (hopefully)âOne of these daysI will be made president of our companyat a salary of twenty-five thousand dol-lars per year. Then I am going to getmarried. SheâFine! The next day after youare elected, come around and Ill talk toyou.âThomas N. THE BALTIMORE AND OHIO EMPLOYES MAGAZINE 49 Eclipsed? Uncle JoeâYes, Tom, it is quite pos-sible that there are people in the moon. TomâWell, what becomes of themwhen there isnt any moon?âBrooJdynLife. What the Injured Person Said SirâThe Baltimore & Ohio has aprinted accident report form, on whichforemen are required to report mishapswhich befall their men. One of thequestions is: What does the injuredperson say? Some of the roads carpenters wereworking on a bridge over the ChicagoKiver, and one of them fell off. On thereport in the office was the following: What does the injured person say? He says it was a damn good thinghe could swim.âR. G. C. in the ChicagoTribune. How It Started NinnjTUSâWonder who originatedthat saying, Busy as a hen with onechicken? CynicusâSomebody, probably, whohad observed the activity of a hen withone chicken just ready for the matri-monial market.âJudge. Exceptional Mr. BoreâI dont see why people keepdiaries, do
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