Caricature; wit and humor of a nation in picture, song and story . h will register the fever when its at its highest clip; And a wonderful Elixir called the Fast Delusion Fixer, And a Sign and Seal Deceiver which will circumvent a slip. Ive a Confidence Creator and a Dope Investigator, Which will satisfy each question that a relative might ask. And my Wedding Bell Desirer is constructed to inspire a Sudden form of indigestion which takes lovers all to task. Then my Happy Home Retainer, or the Mutual Explainer, Will be counted as a treasure in the family, of course; And the last of my invention
Caricature; wit and humor of a nation in picture, song and story . h will register the fever when its at its highest clip; And a wonderful Elixir called the Fast Delusion Fixer, And a Sign and Seal Deceiver which will circumvent a slip. Ive a Confidence Creator and a Dope Investigator, Which will satisfy each question that a relative might ask. And my Wedding Bell Desirer is constructed to inspire a Sudden form of indigestion which takes lovers all to task. Then my Happy Home Retainer, or the Mutual Explainer, Will be counted as a treasure in the family, of course; And the last of my inventions which this advertisement mentionsIs my Instantaneous Measure for a Lawyer-less Divorce. LAURNA W. SHELDON. Recipe. IJICK out a smallivacant cornerlot. Scatter aroundsmall boys, prefer-ably barefooted andwith big toes tiedup. Add a twineball, several bats,one broken andwrapped with wire,three or four yellowdogs strolling aloof,and a brindle cowgrazing with indif-ferent attitude inthe corner of thelot. Stir up the air withcries of Youre [out! I touched. J Hl*^. WOW! What yer got all yer war paint on Hello, Crowsfeet !fer. Goin ter meet yer other girl No; Im goin ter meet her other man ! yer! Youreanother! Imgoinhome! Aw, whatchermatterwidyer? Never come widin a mile! Butter-fingers! Whatcherwantdothatfer? 01fraidy cat! Have the yellow dogs en-gage in a fight, the brindle cow break her tether and gallop hurriedly downthe street. At this point the twine ball should smash old man Petersagrocery-store window. The appearance of old man Peters will serve as frost-ing. Place in the hot sun on a summers afternoon and label The NationalGame. john matter. The Modern Education. <t T SHOULD never have thought that studying would have cost so muchmoney. Yes, father; and if you only knew how little I have studied.
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