. Te Karere. can at Iowa University, prob-ably the only one ever to gain All-American recognition from twoschools. We cannot be successful in anything if we are uncertain.—Millard TE KARERE TIME OUT FOR Patrolman Cassidy calling, camea voice from the hall, accompanied bya loud knocking on the door of Apart-ment 4-A. What do you want? a woman de-manded from within. Her voice didnot suggest rippling waters. Its your husband, hollered thecop. A big steam-roller just ran overhim. Well, dont stand there talking,commanded the wife. Slide him underthe door. A pair of bachelor twins who ha
. Te Karere. can at Iowa University, prob-ably the only one ever to gain All-American recognition from twoschools. We cannot be successful in anything if we are uncertain.—Millard TE KARERE TIME OUT FOR Patrolman Cassidy calling, camea voice from the hall, accompanied bya loud knocking on the door of Apart-ment 4-A. What do you want? a woman de-manded from within. Her voice didnot suggest rippling waters. Its your husband, hollered thecop. A big steam-roller just ran overhim. Well, dont stand there talking,commanded the wife. Slide him underthe door. A pair of bachelor twins who hadjust arrived from Dunedin orderedsteaks for dinner. The waitress stoodwondering why the one man plowedthrough the full course while his twinsat drumming on the tablecloth andgazing out of the window. Arent youhungry? she asked finally. You bet I am- said he, but Ihave got to wait until my brothersfinished wi the teeth. From a church notice board:Evening Subject:What is Hell Like?Come and Hear Our Laugh that off, said the fat manswife as she sewed his vest button onwith wire. A doctor, an engineer, and a poli-tician were arguing over who had theoldest profession. The doctor said: Ofcourse, medicine is the oldest. Man-kind has always had physicians, andthey are even mentioned in the Bible. That is nothing, said the Good Book tells how the worldwas created out of chaos, and howcould there be any order brought outof chaos without an engineer? Yes, said the politician, and whodo you think created chaos ? I sneezed a sneeze into the air, It fell to earth, I know not where. But hard and froze were the looks of thoseIn whose vicinity I snoze. Nothing annoys a woman so muchas having her friends drop in to findher house looking like it usually does. Amos MacPhersons wife was asked his friend to run for theundertaker. But, remonstrated his friend, itsno undertaker you want. Its a doctor. Nay, nay, Mac replied. I cannaafford to deal wi middlemen. Two old
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