Said in fun . les only. 62 Y RHCALLING A QUOTATION. OUNG FEATHFRLY-Do you recall that quotation, MissWaldo, be,<(iniiinK : No pent up—no pent up—pent upIthaca contracts Miss Waldo— Pent up Utica, 1 think, Mr. Featherly. Young Feathkrly—Ah, yes, Utica ; thanks. 1 knew it wassome town in central New York. BFTTFR THAN A STOVF. Madam, said a shivering tramp, w—will y—you give ap—poor fellow a ch—chance to get w—warm ? Certainly, replied the woman kindly ; you can carryin that ton of coal ; but dont burn yourself. TAKING NOTFS FOR A BOOK. An Englishman had been in this country only five minutesw
Said in fun . les only. 62 Y RHCALLING A QUOTATION. OUNG FEATHFRLY-Do you recall that quotation, MissWaldo, be,<(iniiinK : No pent up—no pent up—pent upIthaca contracts Miss Waldo— Pent up Utica, 1 think, Mr. Featherly. Young Feathkrly—Ah, yes, Utica ; thanks. 1 knew it wassome town in central New York. BFTTFR THAN A STOVF. Madam, said a shivering tramp, w—will y—you give ap—poor fellow a ch—chance to get w—warm ? Certainly, replied the woman kindly ; you can carryin that ton of coal ; but dont burn yourself. TAKING NOTFS FOR A BOOK. An Englishman had been in this country only five minuteswhen out came his note book. The national extravagance, he jotted down, is stronglyillustrated by the fact that even the bootblacks wear goldrings in their ears. 63 TROUBLED WITH INSOMNIA. GENTLEMAN—You look tired and worn out, Rastus—Yes, sah, I is. I doan git no —No sleep ? Uncle Rastus—No, sah. Dis darky cant git no sleep in dewatermillion season. 64. 65 A YOUNG MANS CUPIDITY. FATHER—Are you sure that Featherly loves you ? Perhapshe wants to marry you for your (an heiress)—Yes, I am sure he loves me, swears that he has worshipped me from the tlrstmoment that he saw —Where did he first see you ?DAUGHTER^At Coney —Were you dressed in a suit?Daughter——My fears are realized. He is after your money. 66
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