. The American Legion Weekly [Volume 1, No. 22 (November 28, 1919)] . There was a Medi-cal Corps man whogave his patients apill no matter whatthe ailment. Oneday a big burly armychauffeur came inand complained of asore knee. The promptly gavehim a tiny white big fellow swal-lowed it and thenstarted to shake hisleg vigorously. What are youdoing that for? iasked the M. D. Im trying toshake that pill downto my knee, Doc,answered the chauf- feur Suggestion No Why not fulfil c The mayor of acertain village was very ill. At certainhours the doctors posted bulletins out-side his house.
. The American Legion Weekly [Volume 1, No. 22 (November 28, 1919)] . There was a Medi-cal Corps man whogave his patients apill no matter whatthe ailment. Oneday a big burly armychauffeur came inand complained of asore knee. The promptly gavehim a tiny white big fellow swal-lowed it and thenstarted to shake hisleg vigorously. What are youdoing that for? iasked the M. D. Im trying toshake that pill downto my knee, Doc,answered the chauf- feur Suggestion No Why not fulfil c The mayor of acertain village was very ill. At certainhours the doctors posted bulletins out-side his house. At one cclock the bulle-tin read: Mayor very low. Threehours later came this:mayor has only fewhours to live. Andthen the last: Eightoclock; mayor haspassed away. Beneath this lastbulletin a cynicalpolitician wrote:Nine oclock; greatalarm in Heaven;mayor has not ar-rived As the Thirty-fifthDivision was prepar-ing to leave the Foretde Haye for the Ar-gonne a labor bat-talion of negroes wasmoving in. A lieu-tenant of the Thirty-fifth was preparingfor the march, hang-ing his equipmentabout his personwhile a dozen negroeslooked on. His Verypistol, with its big,bell-shaped muzzle,attracted the atten-tion of the watchers. Whats dat, askedone. Thats a Verypistol, explained theofficer. Huh. Got anybullets for it? Isthem the bullets?Lawdy, suh, yousuhtenly could clearup de money in acrap game wid datlil gun. 100,006 for stimulating attendance at local post meetings:•ur army ambitions and invite a bugler to cooperate? Aged Aunt, de-spondently: Well, Ishant be a nuisanceto you much longer. Nephew, reassur-ingly: Oh, donttalk like that, Auntie;Im sure you will.—Passing Show.
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