Merry-go-roundelays . r escape From one of those funny tight skirts! H THE ADVERTISERS MOTHER GOOSE THERE was a man in our town (20 minutesfrom Broadway; up-to-date schools, lowtaxes, etc.) and he, having attended Forests Busi-ness College, was wondrous jumped into a bramble bush and scratched out,both his Perfection Brand Glass Eyes. SIMPLE SIMON met a piemanGoing to The Apollo Movie Palace (FatesDoormat now showing).Said Simple Simon to the pieman,Let me have one of your FEATHER KRUSTlemon meringues. 15 The Advertisers Mother Goose T ITTLE Bo Peep has lost her sheep, ?^ And doesnt kn
Merry-go-roundelays . r escape From one of those funny tight skirts! H THE ADVERTISERS MOTHER GOOSE THERE was a man in our town (20 minutesfrom Broadway; up-to-date schools, lowtaxes, etc.) and he, having attended Forests Busi-ness College, was wondrous jumped into a bramble bush and scratched out,both his Perfection Brand Glass Eyes. SIMPLE SIMON met a piemanGoing to The Apollo Movie Palace (FatesDoormat now showing).Said Simple Simon to the pieman,Let me have one of your FEATHER KRUSTlemon meringues. 15 The Advertisers Mother Goose T ITTLE Bo Peep has lost her sheep, ?^ And doesnt know where to find them. But she should worry! her property will be returned to herIn tomorrow mornings mail if she telephonesTHE INFALLIBLE DETECTIVE AGENCY,Murray Hill 89,000,Before six oclock tonight. 16 TRIOLET NIBBLE, when the days are hot,Triolettuce light that hits the spotNibble, when the days are hot,Sitting in a shady grot Carolling a , when the days are hot,Triolettuce salad! 17. THE GAY YOUNG SHAVERS Students at barbers^ school have regular college Item, I STEPPED into a barber shop* To have my locks removed,An act of mine which I opine The barbers all approved,For as I sat me in the chairThis joyous chorus rent the air: Sharpest razors! finest lather!Here the better people gather!Theres no luaiting! Rah! rah! rah!Twenty barbers! Sis! boom! a-ah!18 The Gay Young Shavers In silence did the barber work, Nary a word said he,Until in joy I thought, Oh boy! Im dreaming! This cant be!He doesnt even say. Tine weather! And then ten barbers yelled together: Pleasant day! The air is bracing!No more rainy days were facing!Makes you cheerful^ don^t it, hey?Lovely weather! Ray! ray! ray! At last the barbers work was done And I stepped off the chairAnd paid my check and said, By heck. The man who cuts my hairDeserves a tip; here, have a dime,And here is what I heard this time: Piker! piker! stingy miser!Youre no kid! Why ain^t you wiser?Dont
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