Jambalaya [yearbook] 1922 . And see tliat hundred or so Little Johns and Marys Washed their ears For 969 years 365 days As Mrs. Metliulesah did? Never! So, to help people End their lives gloriously And at a nice age. And incidentally to help along Darwins theory of overproduction And Survival of the Fittest, Hockey was invented. And to this end, Newcomb athletes Have striven for the past two months. Its a glorious way to die! Really! And what a thrill it is to get hit On the shin, with one of diose iron sticks! What ecstasy it is to Take your shin home with you (If there is enough of it left)
Jambalaya [yearbook] 1922 . And see tliat hundred or so Little Johns and Marys Washed their ears For 969 years 365 days As Mrs. Metliulesah did? Never! So, to help people End their lives gloriously And at a nice age. And incidentally to help along Darwins theory of overproduction And Survival of the Fittest, Hockey was invented. And to this end, Newcomb athletes Have striven for the past two months. Its a glorious way to die! Really! And what a thrill it is to get hit On the shin, with one of diose iron sticks! What ecstasy it is to Take your shin home with you (If there is enough of it left) And show the remains to your proud family! Ah! with what exquisite delight Do you feel your ankle turn At the crucial moment. While you sink to the ground Clasping that dismembered part Of your anatomy in your arms And roll over and over on the Kind, sympathetic grass. And then, you walk all the way home In order to enjoy your limp And to let the world see That you are a war veteran And expect a bonus from the government. 1. *llMiMliilii
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