Said in fun . -- c^t^e.— 15 HE DECLINED THE OFFER. GENTLEMAN (.to little boy)—What are you going to dowitli the puppy, little boy ?Little Boy—Vm goin to drown —ril give you a dollar for hiiiLLittle Buy (after due consideration)—N-nop, I guess not. Yousee, Ld have to give most of the money to father, and 1wouldnt have the fun of drowning the dog. Nop, 1 guessI wont sell him. 16. 17 RUNNING FOR A TRAIN. STRANGER (in great haste, with a valise in his hand)—Can\OLi tell me the time, sir?Citizen (consulting his watch)—I can give you town time, ifthafll do ; but its twenty minutes slowe
Said in fun . -- c^t^e.— 15 HE DECLINED THE OFFER. GENTLEMAN (.to little boy)—What are you going to dowitli the puppy, little boy ?Little Boy—Vm goin to drown —ril give you a dollar for hiiiLLittle Buy (after due consideration)—N-nop, I guess not. Yousee, Ld have to give most of the money to father, and 1wouldnt have the fun of drowning the dog. Nop, 1 guessI wont sell him. 16. 17 RUNNING FOR A TRAIN. STRANGER (in great haste, with a valise in his hand)—Can\OLi tell me the time, sir?Citizen (consulting his watch)—I can give you town time, ifthafll do ; but its twenty minutes slower than (shooting ahead)—Town time wont do. Ive gotto catch a train. PROOF POSITIVE. We have held a consultation, said a doctor to his patient,but we are unable to agree as to the exact nature ofyour disease. Three of the physicians are of oneopinion, while 1 am of But, doctor, said the patient anxiously, how will thematter be settled ? Oh, the autopsy will show who knows best. A TIDY HOUSEWIFE. A woman was in a grocery store looking at may give me two of them, she said. Two of them ? ciueried the , I want to keep one of them clean for bread. i8 A SENSIBLE TRAMP. A TRAMP applied at the back door for assistance just asthe ministers family was ( for morning good man/ said the minister kindly, we w
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