Rhyme or reason . They have found a proper diagnostic epic Known as chopping Bag Neuritis Must now be deemed as merely quaint,Since they have round this new complaint That s known as !n-Law-Itis. Its quite a simple story — No translation it should need;That its self explanatory Even laymen will couples linked in marriage May be subject to infectionWhen theyre forced to dwell with Mas in-law,And petty grievances they store In fairly large collection. This illness thats prevailing Can be likened to the young wives are sick and ailing And their husbands suffer, too.
Rhyme or reason . They have found a proper diagnostic epic Known as chopping Bag Neuritis Must now be deemed as merely quaint,Since they have round this new complaint That s known as !n-Law-Itis. Its quite a simple story — No translation it should need;That its self explanatory Even laymen will couples linked in marriage May be subject to infectionWhen theyre forced to dwell with Mas in-law,And petty grievances they store In fairly large collection. This illness thats prevailing Can be likened to the young wives are sick and ailing And their husbands suffer, doctor or physician (If its data he collects)Will declare that nerves arc shot to bits—Recurring bouts of fainting fits Are typical effects. This life as we grow older Does more complicated with Strap Hangers Shoulder And Accelerator theres Beer Drinkers And Writers Cramp to blight us; Stiff Collar Neck is also this is far below the belt— A plague on In-Law-ItisI i^l. The Great Invasion For city dwellers, time to pack,To stuff into the haversack Those stocks of chocsAnd ice cream blocksThey vc sa\ed for this with food in tins and goods and ch^ittcls. pots and come in cars and caravansTo start the great invasion. Their firm intention, it is paint the town a bright, bright red:Theyll cite as pearlsOur pretty girlsWho grow in such profusion;And courting couples after darkWill cram the benches in the old habitues to nark. And end their sweet seclusion. In thirsty swarms to pubs they 11 flock:Disgruntled, theyll at six o clockRetire in force,For here, of re very law abiding:Newcomers at the local FlicksWill drop their bottles and their bricks,Though all who perpetrate such tricksPerforce must stay in hiding. Each blue eyed blonde will travel farIn a pair of knickers and a bra:When little servesTo drape her curvesWhy make life any harder?And some therell be wholl plot and p
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