The sentinel . s Neck. He Criticizes the Cut of theProfessors Jib. That Long-Tailed Garment Never Saw the Inside of a HartSchaffner and JMarx shop. Those Brogans he wears are not Florsheims Distinctive Dresser would Consent to the Professors Shirt. The Prof is Doing His Darndest to Put Over His Speil. He looks Down atthe Leizure Lizards Gathered in the Back Benches. They Mean Well but Theyare Callow Kids. These Young ]\Ien are Probably Thinking About the ImportantIncident of Grabbing a Jane for the Junior Jamboree. He wonders if a GimletCould Penetrate Their Pates or an Idea Settle
The sentinel . s Neck. He Criticizes the Cut of theProfessors Jib. That Long-Tailed Garment Never Saw the Inside of a HartSchaffner and JMarx shop. Those Brogans he wears are not Florsheims Distinctive Dresser would Consent to the Professors Shirt. The Prof is Doing His Darndest to Put Over His Speil. He looks Down atthe Leizure Lizards Gathered in the Back Benches. They Mean Well but Theyare Callow Kids. These Young ]\Ien are Probably Thinking About the ImportantIncident of Grabbing a Jane for the Junior Jamboree. He wonders if a GimletCould Penetrate Their Pates or an Idea Settle in their Cerebellum. How Foolish-ly and Freakishly these Freshies Dress. That Boys Flowered Shirt Looks Likea Chintz Curtain and a Comedian in a Pantages Production Wouldnt Have theNer\e to Tarry on the Stage With the Tie. The Prof Raves On. He Pities the Poor Fellows Who Allow his Torrentof Talk to Slip By. They Pity Him for They Have Figured Him as a FacultyFossil. Moral: After all. Its Fifty-Fifty. —187—. —18! Dedicated In all seriousness to those members of the StudentArmy Training Corps who enlisted with the rightpurpose in mind; who didnt get the chance to showtheir wares; who must remain the butt of militarywitticisms—just because of that. —190— September 30 I 11 say it rains. Arrived at the State ITniversity of Montana to take a look at the army. IfI like it Ill join it. Guess Ill like it. Theres guards at all the gates. Fellows who get in here must have a high school education or its have its equivalent, having spent seven or eight years in high school. Were practicing to be officers; also to make the world free. Thats know a fellow whos an officer in the Masons. Therell be a flock of FreeMasons after the war. Ive a scheme to end the struggle quick. Ill collect a company of fellowswho stutter. And well stroll in Nobodys land on some dark and stormy talk to each other. The Germans will think were machine guns belchingdestructio
Size: 1289px × 1939px
Photo credit: © The Reading Room / Alamy / Afripics
License: Licensed
Model Released: No
Keywords: ., bookcentury1900, bookdecade1920, booksubjectuniversitiesandcolle
