Hummingturd


This, ladies and gentlemen, is a true relief for my tiny winged friend. I cannot think the hummingbird enough for providing this commentary on society, governance, and the world at large. In point of fact, hummingbirds have probably the only excrement that might actually be considered cute, among all the animal kingdom. More akin to a single fleck of moisture upon a misty morning than the huge turd of an elephant, or the mighty log of an overfed Rottweiler. It's dainty. It's nearly undetectable. On most days in the high desert of southeast Arizona, it is already dry several inches before reaching the ground. Thank you, tiny creature. Thank you.


Size: 8688px × 5792px
Location: Ramsey Canyon, Cochise County, Arizona
Photo credit: © Shawn Hendricks / Alamy / Afripics
License: Royalty Free
Model Released: No

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