The Goblin November 1922 . hree. 3. Ask him if he believes in Santa Claus, fairies,matrimony, prohibition, St. George and the Dragon, asolution to the Irish problem, painless dentistry, racingtips and the League of Nations. Count the he gets under the par of three, he is good. Afterplaying the first three holes of the course you shouldhave a pretty fair idea as to whether (or not) yourchild is normal. However if there is still room for doubt one lasttest is adv „ated. Holding him suspended by the leftheel smite him twice upon the back of the head withthe blunt side of a hatchet. Then d
The Goblin November 1922 . hree. 3. Ask him if he believes in Santa Claus, fairies,matrimony, prohibition, St. George and the Dragon, asolution to the Irish problem, painless dentistry, racingtips and the League of Nations. Count the he gets under the par of three, he is good. Afterplaying the first three holes of the course you shouldhave a pretty fair idea as to whether (or not) yourchild is normal. However if there is still room for doubt one lasttest is adv „ated. Holding him suspended by the leftheel smite him twice upon the back of the head withthe blunt side of a hatchet. Then drop him and ifat the end of two days he has not moved you mayrest assured that he was normal. G—G—G Prof.: My boy, you should not give up your Greekor , a knowledge of them is essential to the correctwriter of English. Harassed Student, who has done time as a cub re-porter: Yes, but whats the use of learning to writeEnglish correctly when you read on every wall, Spaceis Scarce, Put a Punch in Every Paragraph! 18. GBHriM tto. BE^ui G G-G On the New Art of the Theatre The Art of the Stage Is the prevalent rage With Andy, my friend intellectual. He expounds the delights Of first rows and first nights And he finds other joys ineffectual. No use pulling his leg About E. Gordon Craig, He will smile with an air full of sorrow. He will sigh, Whats the use? And calmly produce Two box seats for the Follies tomorrow. Said I, Andy, my boy. If you find so much joy In pursuit of your objects dramatic. In shows that are musical. Tragic, reviewsical, Comic, burlesque, operatic. Let me in on the game, I would know them by name; I want to know Lewis as Teddy, Learn how Gest got his start, How Jane Cowl learns her part . . He said, Pat, get your hat, are you ready? Now Ive frolicked and dined, I have danced, I have wined With soubrettes, with the chorus so sweet. Though the gay midnight suppers Put me on my uppers. I know that my learnings complete. As I wake to the dawn And I find my
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