Arbutus . ot mad and cawled all the fellers thatlived at the howse to cum owt to the ewnyvercity. Awl the fellerswent owt and they .vere quwesjuned by old man Hoegait who askt thefellers awl kinds of fule quwestjuns and he askt Kris Hartkee what heever sed and Kriss sed he never sed ennything wurst then sumthing thatrimed with well. And then old man Hoegait wunk an i at Hartkee andsed pst and then lookt over at old laidy Goodbodee who lookt reelshockt. And then in a fue dais the three fellers that had throed thesheets doun the stares were fired out of the ewnyvercity and told toleave toun at w
Arbutus . ot mad and cawled all the fellers thatlived at the howse to cum owt to the ewnyvercity. Awl the fellerswent owt and they .vere quwesjuned by old man Hoegait who askt thefellers awl kinds of fule quwestjuns and he askt Kris Hartkee what heever sed and Kriss sed he never sed ennything wurst then sumthing thatrimed with well. And then old man Hoegait wunk an i at Hartkee andsed pst and then lookt over at old laidy Goodbodee who lookt reelshockt. And then in a fue dais the three fellers that had throed thesheets doun the stares were fired out of the ewnyvercity and told toleave toun at wunst and they did. (With Apologies to Omar) A book of verses beneath the hough, A bunch of Themes, Essays a few, and Howe; Beside me teaching there in Paradise, O. Paradise were Wilderness enow. There, little girl, dont have flunked in your Math, I others, too, have failed like by staying a summer term or two,You may graduate yet in the bye-and,-bye;So there little girl, dont Tsall right for a maiden fairTo wear somebody elses hair. But, goodness gee. Wed like to seeHer choose the color with some cue! 259 The Pi Phis had some extra tickets for the minstrel show. So oneof the girls called up Dr. Alburger to ask if he and Mrs. Alburger wouldnot like to go to the show. Hello, said the fair co-cd to the masculine voice that answeredher ring, do you think you want those tickets for the show? What show? from the other end of the line. Oh, the Minstrel show, you know. What Minstrel? with a show of suppressed irritation. Oh, you know. Dr. Alburger—the college Minstrel, of course. 1 think thai you have made a mistake. What would you like forme tn do with the tickets? Oh, Dr. Alburger, go on them, of course. Didnt Hazel Squirestell you all about them? I beg your pardon, hut 1 am afraid that you have the wrong party,this is Mr. Mitchell, at the Salvation Army headquarters. Oh, yes,—and a peal of laughter from the confident co-ed—and Isuppose that Mins
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