Dentos . n—You rat, you ! Ginsburg—Where do you get that noise, rat? Greenspohn—Well, dont you eat cheese? So does a rat. NOTICE TO STUDENTS Simply to help those who will have the task of publishing the Dextos next,we wish to ask you to always have your jokes on thin paper so the editor can seethrough them. STUDENT AT TWNSENDS BARBER SHOP Student—I want my hair cut —Any special way? Student \ es. oft. Imagine Vina making a perfect recitation. AN ALGEBRAIC LAW The knowledge of the Freshman Class in Osteology varies directly with thedistance the student sits from the pit. Those in the
Dentos . n—You rat, you ! Ginsburg—Where do you get that noise, rat? Greenspohn—Well, dont you eat cheese? So does a rat. NOTICE TO STUDENTS Simply to help those who will have the task of publishing the Dextos next,we wish to ask you to always have your jokes on thin paper so the editor can seethrough them. STUDENT AT TWNSENDS BARBER SHOP Student—I want my hair cut —Any special way? Student \ es. oft. Imagine Vina making a perfect recitation. AN ALGEBRAIC LAW The knowledge of the Freshman Class in Osteology varies directly with thedistance the student sits from the pit. Those in the last row go to sleep. Wm. L. 1Q1Q Page 237 • y ? ADVERTISEMENTS PLEASE read, or at least look* over, the advertisements. Theyare as much a part of the Book asare the articles, and without themthe Book would not be firms advertised herein arethe best, and you can not dobetter than to patronize themwhenever you can. ADVERTISEMENTS ~C-Jls&*~ A Suggestion forYour Thesis. Gentlemen of the Class of 1916! Pray do not think that you must wait until after Commencement Week in order to avail of opportunity. This minute that fickle goddess is hammering a tattoo on your door. She is hounding some of you with a club, from the beating of the rising gong, until taps. The important question is, are you going to remain content with limited knowledge or will you know for yourself? Do you purpose being a mere person or will you become a personality? Nations—which means men— rise or fall in the measure in which they appreciate time. Poets liken time to a river. In chapel you sometimes mav have sung Time like an ever-flowing stream Bears all earths sons away;They fly, forgotten as a dream That breaks at opening daw Excuse us for asking if you will drift, like Thibet, the land of yesterday, orSpain, the country of tomorrow, or will you be like the mighty Amazon,whose progress none can stay? The answer depends largely upon whatyoull do before college doors close aft
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