Arbutus . hold for curves. New Landlady, to Dr. Lescr, who has just engaged board— Will you begin boarding immediately? Dr. Leser— No; I have some meal tickets which I must eat up first. At the Club (Six girls enter.) Landlady— Girls, this is Mr (in chorus)—Mr. (with a low bow )— Girls. Heyn ( reading his own theme)— Shall I explain that passage, Professor? Professor G.— No, we understand its intended for a joke. Mr. Harris, after an extended quotation from the Bible— Is that correct, Mr. Pinkcrton ? Herr Leser, to McAllister— Ubersetzen. McAllister— I do no
Arbutus . hold for curves. New Landlady, to Dr. Lescr, who has just engaged board— Will you begin boarding immediately? Dr. Leser— No; I have some meal tickets which I must eat up first. At the Club (Six girls enter.) Landlady— Girls, this is Mr (in chorus)—Mr. (with a low bow )— Girls. Heyn ( reading his own theme)— Shall I explain that passage, Professor? Professor G.— No, we understand its intended for a joke. Mr. Harris, after an extended quotation from the Bible— Is that correct, Mr. Pinkcrton ? Herr Leser, to McAllister— Ubersetzen. McAllister— I do not understand, Professor. Herr Leser repeats. McAllister moves his chair about six inches. Miss K.— This sofa pillow is the sweetest thing Ive ever M., meaningly— It is not the sweetest thing I have ever seen ! Miss Stewart (examining badge worn by Miss Minor)— Are they rubies? Miss Minor, with surprise— Of course it isnt Mr. Rubys. It is Mr. Miss Minor suddenly Youno Lady (at Co-op.)— Have you a copy of Midnights Summer Dream. 222 lpoctical IRoasts E. J. did not see the game with Gers;He went with his Pa; she went with hers. There was a young man so benighted He didnt know when he was slighted. He kept making data With an unwilling Theta, Though her troth she never had plighted. His last name begins with a P, The first of hers with an E. Now if you are witty, And if not, tis a pity, Youll know theres a name with a T. What makes sweet Emmas hair so line, So beautiful and curly? It is because her Barbour comes To see her late and early. DEDICATED TO THE PANTHYGATBIC What do girls learn at frat?Why everything thats must never be rude—Nor one be a prude —And never an acrobat! 223 ©aminos of tbe Wise Brooks— The students consider me a huge joke. Otto Paul Klopsch— I have a language feeling. Miss Townsend— Theta chapters are established only in co-educational colleges. N. W. Stephenson—This principle is true whethe
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