Bones, molars, and briefs . ^ J^^^^^^A. A Perfect Girl ( I!y a (lisi; iikiiiIkt of tlic sex). Wild said tluTc- wore no perficl girls. Iliitiiifj ill \ll of tlu- dainty allril)Ulcs Of sportive little elves? Who was it said the perfect KirlIn death lies stiff and coldr Whoevcr made that hlnnt remarkWas surely overhold. Kor Ive heard al)oiit a perfect fiirl. Of fascinating the dearest girl on earth. The sweetest ever seen. Shes jnst a perfect height, yoii know. .?d then shes, oh. so witty;You couldnt help hut love her, .Mthouijh shes not so pretty. Slie writes
Bones, molars, and briefs . ^ J^^^^^^A. A Perfect Girl ( I!y a (lisi; iikiiiIkt of tlic sex). Wild said tluTc- wore no perficl girls. Iliitiiifj ill \ll of tlu- dainty allril)Ulcs Of sportive little elves? Who was it said the perfect KirlIn death lies stiff and coldr Whoevcr made that hlnnt remarkWas surely overhold. Kor Ive heard al)oiit a perfect fiirl. Of fascinating the dearest girl on earth. The sweetest ever seen. Shes jnst a perfect height, yoii know. .?d then shes, oh. so witty;You couldnt help hut love her, .Mthouijh shes not so pretty. Slie writes the dearest stories. And she waltzes like a leaves the milk for common folks. While of life she sips the cream. Oh. Im so tired of heariiiK .Ml aliout this perfect girlThat my brain has grown quite dizzy. .d mv head is in a whirl. Its really <|uile a mystery. The strangest thing to the sweetest and most perfect girls .?\re the ones we never sie. 221 1 ^ I I ^k > BHf jHsn M ^c1 ^ His Grandma . fcrUnuitu l:la^^ of iiiiicli-iii three, .And among the fair graduatesIs iiii:iglcd a fellow who enviously boasts Of liis Grandmas fat. juicy ( iiandnia owns this. and Cirandnia owns that, Its -imply a by-word llures not one small chattel in this wide world.\m1 by (irandma already possessed. In llii~ lads leisure hours he dream.~ by the imparls us his thinks, by the ; )f just how hell manage these vast large attorney for Grandma weve heard of. and Jones Folly, Grove, White and Black .\crc says he, they aint in it. fr (irandnia. deal,Gave away these anil thniwed others in. lis a pity, indeed, fortune smiles on so few. Wealthy Grandmas, you know, are gems rare,I5ut, says he. Grandma, dear, told me not long ago Shed adopt all sny friends as , this latests too tough for his friends to digest. •Vnd this Grandma Dream we think
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