. Dentos . Hook was a Scotchman or a race —Hand-shakers going strong as just a few days remain before —Last yearly plaster throwing contest in the Crown and Bridge —Exams begin. Leavitt is worried stifl:.2-1—Schneider and Rossen, better known as Systole and Diastole, get a job for the summer as track walkers on a sea-going —Wengers stable of ponies cops several As. He has much competition, —The year has passed, as most years have a habit of doing. This diary is completed. G. R. McLaughlin, 24. Page 157 ffi-^ -\ 9 2 2—— ^ « Be- ^^^^Dg^ntos- ^. Page 158 fe
. Dentos . Hook was a Scotchman or a race —Hand-shakers going strong as just a few days remain before —Last yearly plaster throwing contest in the Crown and Bridge —Exams begin. Leavitt is worried stifl:.2-1—Schneider and Rossen, better known as Systole and Diastole, get a job for the summer as track walkers on a sea-going —Wengers stable of ponies cops several As. He has much competition, —The year has passed, as most years have a habit of doing. This diary is completed. G. R. McLaughlin, 24. Page 157 ffi-^ -\ 9 2 2—— ^ « Be- ^^^^Dg^ntos- ^. Page 158 fe- jil22 Hsa tumorous Column Edited byPavlicek, Sachs and McLaityhliii FOREWORD In such a publication as the Dentos there must be some section set asidefor facetious frivoHties. The following pages have been reserved for remarks ofihis nature. It is the earnest wish of the writer that none of said remarks shallin any way be construed as personal affronts to any of the principals things are bound to happen in each and every class, to each and everystudent. Some of these incidents are herein tabulated. Those which provoke asmile, dear reader, have accomplished their only purpose. A regular fellow canalways stand a kidding and remember, He laughs best whose laugh lasts. JOKES Dr. Zoethout: What will relieve fatigue?Oaf : Rigor mortis ! Dr. Kendall (referring to amino acids): Now, what do you call theseacids? Rossen: Animal acids. Dr. Hatton: What do }^ou call the protein in milk ?Lerner: Beans! Dr. Hatton: What do bacteria eat ?Cutler (on the side) : Rosta bif. .
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