X-ray . 218 THE X-RAY-1922 The Sophomores Prayer Lord give us Profs! Wise men, rvho have ihe guls ] To pull a fallring Soph up from the ruts, j Nol fling him farther dolon! j Profs, mho, to false convictions never up on both feet, unafraid ] To lend a helping hand i Or boost a grade. Men, Jvho in the balance , IVill not weigh . Mere grades against convictions— And make the student paj). I i Profs, rvho, to system s tenets j Unconfined, j Bind not to baser things | The greater Mind. I Profs, rvho, bear no maliceNor malice er , who are men, and being all else, a
X-ray . 218 THE X-RAY-1922 The Sophomores Prayer Lord give us Profs! Wise men, rvho have ihe guls ] To pull a fallring Soph up from the ruts, j Nol fling him farther dolon! j Profs, mho, to false convictions never up on both feet, unafraid ] To lend a helping hand i Or boost a grade. Men, Jvho in the balance , IVill not weigh . Mere grades against convictions— And make the student paj). I i Profs, rvho, to system s tenets j Unconfined, j Bind not to baser things | The greater Mind. I Profs, rvho, bear no maliceNor malice er , who are men, and being all else, are white! -L. P. H. enine. 220 THE X-RAY- 1 922 Jokes and Grinds I thought the sale of that novel was is; I got it from a booklegger. Won—Our sick in bed- —Thasso? Whats the complaint?Won—No complaint; everybodys satisfied. Breathes there a man with soul so dead. Who never to himself hath said: Some shape! Ill never play another game of pool or shoot craps again as long as I live. From now on Im going to study hard. How in h did he ever make a fral? No more sweet spirits of nitre for mine. 1 made a damn fool of myself to-night. If there is, let him step forward and receive the elastic crowbar. LOTS OF CASES First Doctor—Did you have a large flu prac-tice during the epidemic? Second Doctor—About a hundred gallons, Iguess. And you? First Doctor—Oh, two or three hundred Never put off lo-morroii> putting off mhat youcan put off to-day is the slogan of the 1922 bath-ing girls. HI! JONESY! Doctor (a/ accident)—Who—who will volun-teer to tell this mans wife that he is
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