. Wisconsin medical recorder . nstancy ofthe absent lover. This, I believe, is a good method ofmaking physicians, it teaches them someof the good and bad traits of humanityand prevents them from buying goldbricks later in life. These people un-consciously pay the doctor not in thegood hard coin of the realm, but they 226 WISCONSIN MEDICAL RECORDER furnish him with an opportunity ofturning the theoretical knowledge ofthe class room into the practical know-ledge of experience. It is while treat-ing this class of people that he is en-abled to try out and forget at least 90per cent of the drivel t
. Wisconsin medical recorder . nstancy ofthe absent lover. This, I believe, is a good method ofmaking physicians, it teaches them someof the good and bad traits of humanityand prevents them from buying goldbricks later in life. These people un-consciously pay the doctor not in thegood hard coin of the realm, but they 226 WISCONSIN MEDICAL RECORDER furnish him with an opportunity ofturning the theoretical knowledge ofthe class room into the practical know-ledge of experience. It is while treat-ing this class of people that he is en-abled to try out and forget at least 90per cent of the drivel that is taught himin the average medical college. It fitshim eminently to forage on the coun- slip a generous sized sandwich into hispocket for future references. This being accomplished it only re-mains necessary for him to learn howto fold his only pair of trousers underthe mattress at night so they will beproperly creased while he is taking hisneeded rest, and he will be in a fair wayto succeed in medicine in a large citv. I. He must learn to tell a good story if he wants to forage on the country. try; he soon learns the location andstaying qualities of all the free lunchroutes in his vicinity; it gives him nervewhen he learns how to tell an interest-ing story so as to hypnotize the barten-der so that he does not see that thelunch is disappearing while the storyis being told. It is important that allstories have a climax so as to double upthe auditors thereby allowing him to had passed through this evolutionarystage and had beconfe so opulent withwealth that I had become a patron ofthe immortal Bell and had installed oneof his labor saving appliances in mybedroom. I do not know whether Iheld my head any higher or not. but Iwas immensely pleased to see that Iwas one of the very few physicians whohad the necessary $ to get my WISCONSIN MEDICAL RECORDER 227 name in the directory. I do not knowwho was the most pleased my patientsor myself; certainly, I frequently heardthem
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