Bones, molars, and briefs . testator as•elnt^t. in?reunto \ DKiKST. 204 The Thesis oil, its fun to write a ThesisOn a subject now tn ymi. And you wonder where tlie devilSucli a liUioniin doctrine grew. lint from sucli a wealtli of knowledge As lUir library containsYoull as last discover something, If yiiiill only take the pains. Youve never heard it nientiimedAt the lecture or at (juizz, And it really cjuitc dumbfounds youTo know what its meaning is. Ye Gods! Here is an inkling; Surely niiw Im |)oiiUe(l ;Now u\y work will soon be linislied- Ilehold the Thesis priz

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Bones, molars, and briefs . testator as•elnt^t. in?reunto \ DKiKST. 204 The Thesis oil, its fun to write a ThesisOn a subject now tn ymi. And you wonder where tlie devilSucli a liUioniin doctrine grew. lint from sucli a wealtli of knowledge As lUir library containsYoull as last discover something, If yiiiill only take the pains. Youve never heard it nientiimedAt the lecture or at (juizz, And it really cjuitc dumbfounds youTo know what its meaning is. Ye Gods! Here is an inkling; Surely niiw Im |)oiiUe(l ;Now u\y work will soon be linislied- Ilehold the Thesis prize in sight! Then you scratch your head, and puzzle; Look real wise, and try to think,hailing in this awful effort You go out—and take a drink. Alas! Your hope is groundless, hor this phase the case dont touch. And if yon make the air look bluish()ne could scarcely blame you much. Now you settle down to business,For theres lots of work to di>; Textbooks, textbooks without number,And of cases quite a few. Hut such luck cant last forever — binally you get a start;Yom- blasted

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