. St Andrew's College Review, Easter 1916. .biiiUiiillji - n -^ ,UJiJ/i U i>,^^JL/ -I e Mr. Fleming : Is that gum you are chewing ? Bring ^^here. Easson : Wait, heres a fresh stick, sir. Lady : You havent forgotten us, have you ? Waiter : Oh, no mum. You are the two fried smelts.—Ex. I assure you, madam, my ancestors came over with thefirst settlers. Very likely. We had no immigration laws then.—Ex. Mr. Wood : Hello, Mr. Strong. How is Mrs. Strong andainhe little stalwarts ? Mr. Strong : Hello, Mr. Wood. How is Mrs. Wood andall the little slivers ? Recruiting sergeant : Well, how
. St Andrew's College Review, Easter 1916. .biiiUiiillji - n -^ ,UJiJ/i U i>,^^JL/ -I e Mr. Fleming : Is that gum you are chewing ? Bring ^^here. Easson : Wait, heres a fresh stick, sir. Lady : You havent forgotten us, have you ? Waiter : Oh, no mum. You are the two fried smelts.—Ex. I assure you, madam, my ancestors came over with thefirst settlers. Very likely. We had no immigration laws then.—Ex. Mr. Wood : Hello, Mr. Strong. How is Mrs. Strong andainhe little stalwarts ? Mr. Strong : Hello, Mr. Wood. How is Mrs. Wood andall the little slivers ? Recruiting sergeant : Well, how about you enlisting ?Wallace : 0-ooh, its too cold. Doctor : Stick out your tongue : Cant ; its fastened to my back. Mr. Laidlaw : What is a cucumber ? Voice from back of room : The National Bird of Cuba. ST. ANDREWS COLLEGE REVIEW 75 Hunter (on hearing the breakfast bell ring) :I wish I was a little rockA-sittin on a hill,A-doing nothing all day long,But just a sittin wouldnt eat, I wouldnt drink,I wouldnt ev
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