. At the sign of the dollar. glanceThat the dear little chick sleeps as sound as abrickWhen hes neatly laid out in a trance;And Im sure every Mother could learn, if she would,The knock-out-drop method to keep Babygood. While reading bright essays on wonderfulcures In decent newspapers each dayI see all the symptoms our tired flesh endures And fly to my drugs in Snydrozone, Fakeozone stocked on myshelf With Horners Safe Waters of Life:Im taking three-fourths of the tipple myself And giving the rest to my Wife—And if there is anything left after thatI give it to Admiral Togo, the cat.
. At the sign of the dollar. glanceThat the dear little chick sleeps as sound as abrickWhen hes neatly laid out in a trance;And Im sure every Mother could learn, if she would,The knock-out-drop method to keep Babygood. While reading bright essays on wonderfulcures In decent newspapers each dayI see all the symptoms our tired flesh endures And fly to my drugs in Snydrozone, Fakeozone stocked on myshelf With Horners Safe Waters of Life:Im taking three-fourths of the tipple myself And giving the rest to my Wife—And if there is anything left after thatI give it to Admiral Togo, the cat. so AT THE SIGN OF THE DOLLAR So this Testimonial I would indorseTo give all Poor Sufferers pain Ive endured, but Im PositiveCured —So long as Im taking the Baby has spasms, my Wifes throwingfits,And Im feeling fuzzy and bad—For I feel weve amassed all the symptoms atlastWhich you read in the medicine ready-made Cure and the Angels who make itThus comfort and bless the poor Devils whotake it!. mv wifes throwing fits. UNCLE SAM—NURSEMAID Urged by motives nowise harmful— Beneficial, if you will—Uncle Samuels got an armful Of republics hates their constant riot, But he has the knowledge grimThat hes got to keep em quiet, For they all depend on he sings in accents gritty This enthusiastic ditty: Bye-low, Cuba, mind your Pal Bye-bye, baby Panama!Quit your scrappin, Fall to nappinPm your Uncle—there you are. Never mind the naughty gringo—Hush-a-bye, there—sh-h-h!—by jingo, Whats the matter, San Domingo? Added to your Uncles worry Come from many a tropic zone Fledglings revolutionary Which he has to call his own. Kith, by right of war tries to keep them good. Since theyve been assimilated SI 53 AT THE SIGN OF THE DOLLAR In the Nations his tone is rather peevish As he rocks his foundlings thievish : Bye-bye, Jolo, Luzon, Guam, Porto Rico—please be calm!Bye-low, Sulu, Honolulu,Dont be s
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