. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . me in. Well, isnt that after dark! Why are hens like bookkeepers? Theyscratch for a living. For drunkenness, drink cold water; forhealth, rise early; to be happy, be honest;to please all, mind your own business. Yotmg swell: By Jove! wh^-t a beauty!Introduce me, Featherly. By the eternal,Id like to kiss those red lips. Featherly:«I often do that. Engaged? No. In-troduce me, then? Very well, come up tothe hotel. Hotel parlor. Featherly: , allow me—my wife, An Irishman and a Yankee were riding•together
. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . me in. Well, isnt that after dark! Why are hens like bookkeepers? Theyscratch for a living. For drunkenness, drink cold water; forhealth, rise early; to be happy, be honest;to please all, mind your own business. Yotmg swell: By Jove! wh^-t a beauty!Introduce me, Featherly. By the eternal,Id like to kiss those red lips. Featherly:«I often do that. Engaged? No. In-troduce me, then? Very well, come up tothe hotel. Hotel parlor. Featherly: , allow me—my wife, An Irishman and a Yankee were riding•together past a gallows. Said the Yankeeto Pat: If I dont make too free, give thatgallows its due, and where would you be?Och, brother, says Pat, thats aisilyknown, Id be riding to town be meself allalone. Scene: Clara at piano; Mr. Slapdash turn-ing music. Bobby, aged four: Say, , did you see an ape in here whenyou came in? Slapdash: Why, no, Bobby;why? Bobby: Nothing; only sister Clarasaid when you came in, Theres that ape inthe parlor again.* Garden calendar for August. Plant Peas and Beans; prepare ground for TumipB,Spinach, Shallots, and sow Cabbage seed to head inNovember. Large York and Elarly Dwarf and Pl»tDutch are excellent varieties at this season. SowCollard seed, earth up (Jelery. Broccoli and Cauli-flower sow, and transplant from an early sets to stand winter. Carrots sow. Squashes^ow. Rata Baga sow. Turnips for table use at in-^ervas. Potatoes plant for winter use. Lettuce drillfor heading:; sow Lettuce for autumn use. Radiahetsow from time to time. Beets may be sown for win-rer supply, but as the seed vegetate with difficultyat this season, repeat until successful; cut sage andother herbs, gainer seed and prepare ground for lat«crops. t FARM NOTES. The standard for a good cow is; said tobe 600 gallons of milk a year, and of thiathere should be 10 per cent of cream. How many of us must acknowledge thatwe farm year in and year out
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