. Dentos . e headed straight for hell. THE LIFE-SAVER WITH A HOLEOld Doc Goldt loves a tooth with a hole— T enjoy filling teeth, said he;A foil for Dr. Johnson and a bridge for ?\IacBo^•le, Thevre sureh LIFE-SAVERS for me. B_\ the way, ]ia\e you noticed Dr. Dixon, Who makes a specialty of molars a-fixin Stand there by the chair And ruffle his hair. And then pump his engine like blitzen ? Doctor (c|uizzing) ; McDonough, can pyorrhea be cured?McDonough: Pyorrhea cannot be cured, but it can be prolonged. =!? Sweet Thing: What did the dean say about graduation? Religious Senior (if such exists) :
. Dentos . e headed straight for hell. THE LIFE-SAVER WITH A HOLEOld Doc Goldt loves a tooth with a hole— T enjoy filling teeth, said he;A foil for Dr. Johnson and a bridge for ?\IacBo^•le, Thevre sureh LIFE-SAVERS for me. B_\ the way, ]ia\e you noticed Dr. Dixon, Who makes a specialty of molars a-fixin Stand there by the chair And ruffle his hair. And then pump his engine like blitzen ? Doctor (c|uizzing) ; McDonough, can pyorrhea be cured?McDonough: Pyorrhea cannot be cured, but it can be prolonged. =!? Sweet Thing: What did the dean say about graduation? Religious Senior (if such exists) : Many are called, but few are chosen. The physics law of the senior: The insjjiralion to mallet foil and foil an inverse ratio. Paqc 82 fe )92^ —sa BB- —^^eriitfsr ^ Mary had a little lamb Which drank a case of beer;And every time that Mary talked That lamb seemed very queer. Because of that little lambHer father shot It dead; Now Mary takes her lamb to schoolBetween two chunks of k Dr. Grisamore: What is the first thing to do with an orthodontia case?Mercenary Student: Get a deposit. Professor: What constitutes a gold foil genius? Junior: Two per cent manipulation and ninet_\--eight per cent perspiration. Demonstrator: \\h_\- dont \ou finish that foil?Perspiring Junior: I cant, doctor; I lost conductivity. Recent Graduate: What size dowel do you use for a cuspid Richmond? Dr. Krauser: A fourteen gauge dowel. Recent Graduate: Thats not heavy enough; why not use a twent\ gauge ? Page S3 ) 9 22 i ®- —tkqj^fxiosr- -a
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