Deportmental ditties : and other verses . 28 No. V.—MARRIAGE. In the church, from crypt to steeple, Evry inch is occupied;Evry corner crammed with people (House Full boards displayed outside)Woman with excitement flushes, Man attempts to hide his gloom,While another couple rushes To its doom ! Organist, his fingers flying Oer the keyboard till he drops(Simultaneously applying Swedish massage to the stops),Tramples wildly on the pedals With the trueborn cyclists knack,Which would win him many medalsOn a Deportmental Ditties Loud the diapason thunders Bridegroom fumbles for the ring, (F

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Deportmental ditties : and other verses . 28 No. V.—MARRIAGE. In the church, from crypt to steeple, Evry inch is occupied;Evry corner crammed with people (House Full boards displayed outside)Woman with excitement flushes, Man attempts to hide his gloom,While another couple rushes To its doom ! Organist, his fingers flying Oer the keyboard till he drops(Simultaneously applying Swedish massage to the stops),Tramples wildly on the pedals With the trueborn cyclists knack,Which would win him many medalsOn a Deportmental Ditties Loud the diapason thunders Bridegroom fumbles for the ring, (For the hundredth time he wondersWhere he put the silly thing !) See, the bride advances blushing,With the timidest of smiles, And the ushers cease from ushingIn the aisles.

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