. Athena, 1893. After Dr. Supers umbrella case last fall, a gentleman froml)ack apiece, having heard him addressed as doctor, wanted a per-scription for roomytiz. 123 a^ l£un^lnn ^^a^u1n/* Pui^cKiiuK (from Sheep Kun)—Say, mister, liuw iiiiicLi ill yetake for one of theni degrees: PowKHs THAT i!E—Ph. B., A. B., B, Ped., or B. S., *5; M. A.,110; Ph. D., IIS. S. R. P.—Too much I Then yed want to /amine me. P-—Pll tell you! Well let you through on your come now! You cant know less than 9:5. What have youread? S. R. P.—Ten weeks in the Sciences, Greek without aMaster, an Ten Nights i


. Athena, 1893. After Dr. Supers umbrella case last fall, a gentleman froml)ack apiece, having heard him addressed as doctor, wanted a per-scription for roomytiz. 123 a^ l£un^lnn ^^a^u1n/* Pui^cKiiuK (from Sheep Kun)—Say, mister, liuw iiiiicLi ill yetake for one of theni degrees: PowKHs THAT i!E—Ph. B., A. B., B, Ped., or B. S., *5; M. A.,110; Ph. D., IIS. S. R. P.—Too much I Then yed want to /amine me. P-—Pll tell you! Well let you through on your come now! You cant know less than 9:5. What have youread? S. R. P.—Ten weeks in the Sciences, Greek without aMaster, an Ten Nights in a Barroom. P.—Tisut much, but your teaching will get you through allright. Have you the stuff. (S. R. P. planks er up.) Good!Enter thou into the joy of thy \c<».V VrcuiUce at ikt -fmvjtx. Arrangements have been made with the large Insane Asylumlocated in Athens, whereby students of the University are allowedto attend post-moi-lem examinations and assist in the work.—Cat-alog UK. 124 Cbecelius—Me an Bob IngersoU believe the Old Testamentwas written by a lot of heathen. Stalder—If I absent myself from chapel, the faculty canno more than cuss me; if I go, the preps will mercilessly cheerme. The former I regard as the lesser of the two evils. The later Siamese Twins—McFarland and Wilson. May 18, Dr. Super forgot to announce the Usual ThursdayEvening Prayer Meeting. Prep, (in reading room)—Seems to mc if Hwasnt for theFaculty, Id have somethin to live for. Its mighty queer that word examsRhymes so pat with that word crams. Jewett—Gentlemen of the jury, I have much tosay before I leave my feet. Prep, (in Civil Government) — I say, Profehji, will tlieyhave boss racin at the Worlds Fair?


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