Caricature; wit and humor of a nation in picture, song and story . ken,And now and then he totters cross the room For nothing—but to totter back again. Alarmed by shadows that about him dreams and unrealities beguiled. To-morrow he confounds with of his senses—ah ! how like a child! How like the infant actor on the stage Of life—his childish grief, his childish glee; But people know the reason is his age—To-day he is just one year old, you see. WILLIAM P. MCCORalACIC News Items. AN ACTOR in Joque has a fur-coated tongue.* * An absent-minded dentist in Quoit put gold crow
Caricature; wit and humor of a nation in picture, song and story . ken,And now and then he totters cross the room For nothing—but to totter back again. Alarmed by shadows that about him dreams and unrealities beguiled. To-morrow he confounds with of his senses—ah ! how like a child! How like the infant actor on the stage Of life—his childish grief, his childish glee; But people know the reason is his age—To-day he is just one year old, you see. WILLIAM P. MCCORalACIC News Items. AN ACTOR in Joque has a fur-coated tongue.* * An absent-minded dentist in Quoit put gold crownson the teeth of his saw. A paying teller in a bank at Kramp is troubled withtwo-dollar-billiousness. Her Highness, the Stenographer Countess By M. Worth Colwell MR. SPOTZ was running his hands through his hairshampoo-wise because his stenographress hadsuddenly left. Ten dozen letters to get out to-day and no chauffeur-lady to run the typewriter! What shall I do? he ex-claimed. Just then a young miss, with kalsomined hair, in a n -:22^, THE/ HArnt/Vof^. OVERCOMING kid, having read in the game laws that fishingwith more than one rod or pole, held in the hand, wasfinable, set about to find a way to overcome this remarks on reading the law were, Gee! dats deadeasy ! Fluffy-Ruff-house costume, entered the office, chewing apopular brand of chewing-gum. Need a key-puncher? was her inquiry. Mr. Spotz bade her have a chair. Upon investiga-tion, he learned that she had escaped from Taffys BigSchool, where she had learned to talk stenography ($ you through). The young lady was lined up in front of the type-writer and Mr. Spotz began to dictate. She did not takedown what he said in shorthand, for he doubted if shecould transcribe her own hieroglyphics. In dictating hemade an effort to assist her in punctuation. When theletter was finished, it read as follows: Mr. B. A. Gudething, Hotel Dubb, City. Dear sir: Looking over our leadger comma I noti
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