The Cincinnatian . e] pick you for the job. But ray-memberthe position (its gone up you see) re-quires you to use your brains and willpay well, it pays . . ., well you willfind out when you open your pay-envel-ope. So George gives the young man a let-ter to the Boss and tells him he has toreport for work at daybreak. Rear back Mules, we aregoing to shift the scenery The sun peeps coyly over the statelyhills of Mt. Auburn, b-r-r-r-r goes a BigBen. Our hero jumps nimbly out of bedand into his clothes. He wears a whitecollar, for is he not to do brain work?After spending two hours and also tencen
The Cincinnatian . e] pick you for the job. But ray-memberthe position (its gone up you see) re-quires you to use your brains and willpay well, it pays . . ., well you willfind out when you open your pay-envel-ope. So George gives the young man a let-ter to the Boss and tells him he has toreport for work at daybreak. Rear back Mules, we aregoing to shift the scenery The sun peeps coyly over the statelyhills of Mt. Auburn, b-r-r-r-r goes a BigBen. Our hero jumps nimbly out of bedand into his clothes. He wears a whitecollar, for is he not to do brain work?After spending two hours and also tencents on the cars he reaches the scene ofhis labor. The Boss is a large, rough-looking individual who, after readingour heros letter, looks him up and downand finally says, Can you drive anauto? Oh, yes, sir! Well then,shuck off them Sunday duds of yournand act as chafteur on this wheelbar-row. Oh—! another one of lifes sweetdreams is shattered. Mother shift of scenery{About two months later. Also about daybreak.). Co-Wop Lunch B-r-r-r-r goes Big Ben. A voicecomes from under the covers, Shut upyou blankety $%-*)(t%t-llM H-My word, it is the voice of our hero!But such language!! Oh, never mindHerman, he is fast learning to talk likea Co-op and can now listen to the bestthat Dopey Dan can say without bat-ting an eye. But, when he gets amongthe Co-eds over in the Commons, hepuffs out his chest and in choice Bos-tonese invites a few of the dames to havesomething on him. For after payingcarfare and buying new overalls hegenerally has about $ (forty-eightcents) left over. When our hero has a few minutes tohimself and thinks of the life he is lead-ing, Well Basil we cant print his lan-guage, but to all outsiders he declaimsin a loud voice, Huh, hard? well itmakes a man out of you and take itfrom me Bo, THIS IS THE LIFE. Side Lines If perseverance makes for success weare assured of Billy Allens future,cause Bill communicated with six girlsbefore one consented to go to a dancewith hi
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