Archon . r—^ CAL5. Bobby: Make a noise like a frog, : What for?Bobby: Cause when I ask daddy for anything he says, Wait till your uncle croaks. Motorist (on telephone) : Hello. Isthat the garage? Ive just turnedturtle. Mechanic: This is the garage allright, but what you want is the zoo. Terhune: I wonder what a fool thinks : Ask Thomas, he knows. Here is the original of all themother-inlaw stories in the world. As Mr. Caveman was gnawing ata bear bone in his cave one morning,Mrs. Caveman rushed in and said,Quick! Get your club! Oh, quick! Whats the matter? growled

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Archon . r—^ CAL5. Bobby: Make a noise like a frog, : What for?Bobby: Cause when I ask daddy for anything he says, Wait till your uncle croaks. Motorist (on telephone) : Hello. Isthat the garage? Ive just turnedturtle. Mechanic: This is the garage allright, but what you want is the zoo. Terhune: I wonder what a fool thinks : Ask Thomas, he knows. Here is the original of all themother-inlaw stories in the world. As Mr. Caveman was gnawing ata bear bone in his cave one morning,Mrs. Caveman rushed in and said,Quick! Get your club! Oh, quick! Whats the matter? growled Sabre-toothed tiger chasing mother gasped Mrs. Caveman. Mr. Caveman spat on the what in blazes do I care whathappens to a sabre-toothed tiger,said he. Jackson: What kind of an angle isthat? Purinton: Thats a right angle. Jackson: It looks like a wrecked an-gle. During study hour in the Commons/Mulholland, sitting on the bed readingSnappy Stories, to Mr. Myrick whohas just entered: Why dont I get be

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