. Daily Colonist (1893-03-23) . dey gives er do greatest game erjolly ye ever seed. Weso was in it, anddats straight. 1 cant dance dose dinky dances wot deydance in games like dat—only jigs 1 candance, dats all. So mo friend, do barkeep,waltzes off wid do duchess after de mareli,an I takes cr glass er ale wid debarkceps loidy frien. Den de duchess ando ljarkee[) comes up, an he sias em up, ;inde \vhoIe ijang er mugs chases up dere annods tde duchess fer de iiexdance, likedey do, but she wasnt on ter wot t ell deynieaned, an she jess nods back. See? Datswot made trouble. Well, den dere
. Daily Colonist (1893-03-23) . dey gives er do greatest game erjolly ye ever seed. Weso was in it, anddats straight. 1 cant dance dose dinky dances wot deydance in games like dat—only jigs 1 candance, dats all. So mo friend, do barkeep,waltzes off wid do duchess after de mareli,an I takes cr glass er ale wid debarkceps loidy frien. Den de duchess ando ljarkee[) comes up, an he sias em up, ;inde \vhoIe ijang er mugs chases up dere annods tde duchess fer de iiexdance, likedey do, but she wasnt on ter wot t ell deynieaned, an she jess nods back. See? Datswot made trouble. Well, den dere was (arior, sure. mug she nodded ter tautdat hed collared dc Hex dance, an when deband started dc music .all do mugs hold?out der hands, an deducbess was paralyzed,belli forii an not tumblin. Iner minutedey was all beautifiil, aiulde duch-esK made ine make (a- sneak outter de hallwid er, dough 1 wanted ter take cr baudin der scrap de worse way, so as I wouldntseem stuck up.—New York Sun. Tlie Wrong Old Bachelor (very nearsighted)— husband? Charming Widow (twin sister of the otheilady)—Im sure I dont know.—Life. Departing Itcliitivos. Fond Mother—Ethel, did you kiss youngMr. .lonesagain last night? Ethel—Yes, mamma, ho has Just lost animcle, and 1 was so sorry for him. Fond Mother—Well, Ethel, let this be thelast. Im afraid if you keep on encourag-ing him with your syuivjatby be wont havea relativo left in the world.—Brooklyn Life. GottliiK Kicli. I thought you was abankor. He wius, but he took a notion that howanted to a fortune in ii few days., How is he going to do that? Easy enough. Hes set up a Howerstand.—Chicago Inter Ocean. A Flnlshlns Toncli. Yongo—What is Go\vnlcy doing since holeft colleger Trot—Taking a post giaduate course incommon sense.—Nev/ York Herald. Coulllirt He Do How can I leaf you? demanded Springdesperiaely of tho dead tree. 1beru was nattirally no reply.—DetroitTribune. ie
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