. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . tch him. A Shocking Mistake. A young man wrote two letters but, inaddressing them, got them mixed. Theresult was a shirt manufacturer in GrandRapids got a polite invitation to the Sousaconcert, while the young mans best girlwas made frantic by receiving the fol-lowing: Please send me a sample ofthe stuff your shirts are made of. Rattled. Tir©«l Thomas—After givin me sum-thin t eat, dat ole farmej: asked me tturn de grindstone fer Lewis—Wot did youse do?Tired Thomas—Nawthin. I wuz soratUed I didnt know which way t turn.
. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . tch him. A Shocking Mistake. A young man wrote two letters but, inaddressing them, got them mixed. Theresult was a shirt manufacturer in GrandRapids got a polite invitation to the Sousaconcert, while the young mans best girlwas made frantic by receiving the fol-lowing: Please send me a sample ofthe stuff your shirts are made of. Rattled. Tir©«l Thomas—After givin me sum-thin t eat, dat ole farmej: asked me tturn de grindstone fer Lewis—Wot did youse do?Tired Thomas—Nawthin. I wuz soratUed I didnt know which way t turn. An Easy One. A teacher was giving a lesson on theciroulation of the blood. Trying to makethe matter clearer he said: Now,boys, if I stood on my head the blood,as you know, would run into it, and Ishould turn red in the face. Yes, sir,said the boys. Then why is that whileI am standing upright in the ordinaryposition the blood doesnt run into myfeet? A little fellow shouted, Causeyer feet aint empty. Ab idle man is like stagnant water;corrupts himself. he. A word to the wise is useless. Garden Calendar for May. Attend to plantations of Cabbage, Cauliflower, etc.,hoe them frequently and draw earth to the stemS:;thin out early planting of Beets, Carrots, Salsify, and sow all kinds omitted last moD^Transplant Cabbage, Beets, Lettuce, Tomato, ^ggPlant fiom hotbeds to warm borders. Plant Beans,bush or bunch, for a succession; Lima, Carolina asdother pole Beans, Cabbage plants, sow seed if notdone last month, also. Carrot, Cauliflower, Cucum-ber, Indian Corn crops which have failed first Melons, Mustard, Pepper, Peas, and Squash. Sow Cabbage for plant for succession. Finish sowing all kiftckof Aromatic, Pot, Sweet and Medicinal herbs. FARM NOTES. Sweet Potatoes.—Sweet potato slipsshould be put out. The ridges should bemade by throwing four furrows togetherwith an eight or ten inch plow, and fin-ished up with a hoe, mak
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