. Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine . them came to the conclusion that it wasnot. Well, gentlemen, you are allAvrong, said the wielder of the scalpel,and I shall operate tomorrow. No, you wont! exclaimed thepatient, as he rose in his bed. Six toone is a good majority. Gimme myclothes.—Argonaut. TiiK : and oiiio i-Mtloyks ma(;azink 27 A Miracle All iiged mountaineer who had nevercared to go farther than the nearest cross-roads hamlet, was finally persuaded tovisit relatives in tlie big city. The firstnight they took him to a moving picture. show, an institution entirely foreign t
. Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine . them came to the conclusion that it wasnot. Well, gentlemen, you are allAvrong, said the wielder of the scalpel,and I shall operate tomorrow. No, you wont! exclaimed thepatient, as he rose in his bed. Six toone is a good majority. Gimme myclothes.—Argonaut. TiiK : and oiiio i-Mtloyks ma(;azink 27 A Miracle All iiged mountaineer who had nevercared to go farther than the nearest cross-roads hamlet, was finally persuaded tovisit relatives in tlie big city. The firstnight they took him to a moving picture. show, an institution entirely foreign toliim. How did you enjoy it, uncle?he was asked on the way home. Hitwuz certnly a mighty fin(^ show, andhere his voice changed to one l)ordering onfear as he contiiuKMl, Init I wuz strickenin thar. Yes, suh; my hearin left mecomplete, an I never wuz able to hearone word them actors said.—Argonaut. A Light Weight. Fat-man (standing on penny-in-the-slot weighing machine)—Newsy, howmuch do you think I weight? Newsy—Havent you got a penny?l\at-man—Not a penny in the —Then you weigh nothing.—Thomas X. Miranda. More Convenient They were having a talk around thevillage store about the new railroadstation. The town had grown u]) a mileor so from the railroad, and the new])uilding was to })e a sightly one. Its(*cme(l too bad it couldnt be placed inthe town. When the talk died down aninstant, an old farmer got up, and,slipping his quid to the other side of hismouth, drawled. ■Wa-al. friends, its jest this allu^- heard it sa
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