Taps . Us; $rtbatesi W. A. M., i6 [E dont shine muchat dress parade,We aint no bearsat makes us getlit up,Dress guard-mount makesus ill. But what of that? for theseare thingsWell never need in life;Well have no need forOrder ArmsWhen we shall seek awife. And when were safelymarried,And rolling-pins start to fly, Youll never find us mark-ing time—We wont take time totry. Our special orders we willhearMore often than we need,So whats the use of sayingthemWhen ones mouth is fullof weed. But wait—Id better take that I have heard men tellHow they with squalling kids have w
Taps . Us; $rtbatesi W. A. M., i6 [E dont shine muchat dress parade,We aint no bearsat makes us getlit up,Dress guard-mount makesus ill. But what of that? for theseare thingsWell never need in life;Well have no need forOrder ArmsWhen we shall seek awife. And when were safelymarried,And rolling-pins start to fly, Youll never find us mark-ing time—We wont take time totry. Our special orders we willhearMore often than we need,So whats the use of sayingthemWhen ones mouth is fullof weed. But wait—Id better take that I have heard men tellHow they with squalling kids have walked,Just like a sentinel. Still let that come when it will come, We do not need it here, Wed sooner take that fatal step If we didnt feel this Cfjicfeens / Jm * HE name Chicken is of rather obscure origin, thought by some to J /^ have originated among the habitues of the vaudeville houses of the ^^^F East Side, New York ; while others believe it began its career upon the lips of an unknown race-track gambler of Louisville, 1\\. Be that as it may. the name clings persistently to a certain very beautiful animal, found principally in the torrid, temperate, and frigid zones. The chicken was first discovered by Adam, in the garden of Eden, about theyear one, as near as we can place the date. Of course the garden of Eden haslong since disappeared, and it is impossible to say exactly where it was. MostAmericans claim that it was about twenty minutes from the present site ofHoboken Ferry. Adam called the newly discovered animal Eve, which namehas been corrupted countless numbers of times until we finally have it is that Solomons Apple of mine eye was no other than the chickenof today. And Bobby Burns Bonny Lassies? T
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