Breeder and sportsman . noddle so carefullee,That soon ril be the ruler of the Corns navee. As office boy I made such a crack They gave me the post of editorial hack. I roasted game slaughterers with a smile so bland, And slewed pot hunters In a free round hand. (He doped county clubs with pipe dreams grand!)I wrote so many letters In a hand so free,That now I am the daddy of the Corns navee. I squelched the dolns of the game convention, And toted In a bill of sly Invention. This raised a jolly row and brought up a sack; We were saved by the straddlers who didnt get a whack. (Who copped the bo
Breeder and sportsman . noddle so carefullee,That soon ril be the ruler of the Corns navee. As office boy I made such a crack They gave me the post of editorial hack. I roasted game slaughterers with a smile so bland, And slewed pot hunters In a free round hand. (He doped county clubs with pipe dreams grand!)I wrote so many letters In a hand so free,That now I am the daddy of the Corns navee. I squelched the dolns of the game convention, And toted In a bill of sly Invention. This raised a jolly row and brought up a sack; We were saved by the straddlers who didnt get a whack. (Who copped the boodle In his jeans so slack*)When the Board needs a tip or a game Idee,Theyll consult ole Pain of their own navee. Of game protection knowledge I acquired such a grip,They let me down with a this bloomin deputyship I ween,Puts a close season on the troubles Ive seen. (His badge so new with its dazzling sheen!)Throughout the session I wrought so paynefulleeTwas the proper caper to put me In the Corns No, theres never a stopper on my jaw tackle,Ill brew new potions of this peculiar ! the larks and the dogs of my bailiwick!Weve planted in Fresno, a preserve gold brick. (To save the stock and fences, they said so slick!)Ill ride on all the roads and boats so free,On organizing trips for the Corns navee. Now, sportsmen all. wherever you may you want to climb to the top of the tree,Inflate with hot air* at a pessimistic school—Be careful to be guided by this Golden Rule— (This will show the wisdom of the game protection drool!)Stick close to bunkum—and then youll bee,A big spread eagle In the Corns navee. —By Wennitz Dunn*. ? At the Olympic Gun Club pigeon shoot at Inglesideon tha 14th inst. in the regular club match at fifteenbirds, 30 yards rise, the scores made were as follows: Feudner, M. O 12222 22222 12202^14 Haight. C. A 21222 22122 22022—14 Neustader, N. H 12121 »1122 12112—14 Sweeney, 22211 21120 21*1-2—13 Justlns, H 2*
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