Boone County Recorder . Frank If Not brother, aged 17, had been madecaptain of a high school football teamand consequently had become sudden-ly popular with-the girlborhood. Because of this the man-ager of a skating riuk presented broth-er with a season pass. Sister, whohad attained the tremendous age of20, was truly flattered when brotherasked her, rather than some of theyounger belles of his acquaintance, toshare the privileges of that skatingrink pass. But brothers explanationremoved all danger of the immediategrowth of sisters vanity. You see,he told her with frank simpli


Boone County Recorder . Frank If Not brother, aged 17, had been madecaptain of a high school football teamand consequently had become sudden-ly popular with-the girlborhood. Because of this the man-ager of a skating riuk presented broth-er with a season pass. Sister, whohad attained the tremendous age of20, was truly flattered when brotherasked her, rather than some of theyounger belles of his acquaintance, toshare the privileges of that skatingrink pass. But brothers explanationremoved all danger of the immediategrowth of sisters vanity. You see,he told her with frank simplicity, Imnot used to skating with girls. Illpractice on you for a month or two,and then when I can do it real wellIll ask some of the other girls. REV. TROUTMAIM SENDSBEST WISHES FOR PE-RU-NA Rev. George A. E. , Mo., Writes, My Wife and I Are Strong /?]Believers in Pe-ru-na. * ML Catarrh and La Geo. A. E. Troutman, MLWashington, Mo., writes: My wifeand I are strong believers in Perron*.. It Makes Trade. Homer Folks, New Yorks noted au-thority on charity, said the other dayof an applicant for help: His recommendation was not verysatisfactory. It reminded me of awoman I heard about recently. Somebody said to this womanshusband: So youve insured in the Blankcoorpuu,, eh? Who on earttr Tra-duced you to choose that of all con-cerns ?* My wife, was the reply. Shesays they Issue the pretttlest calen-dars. Made Him Nervous. What in the world is the matter,Harold? anxiously inquired the prettygirl. Why, you seem too nervous tosit down a minute.) Youll have to pardon me, re-sponded Harold Hatband, with an eyeon the window, but—er—I just sawyour father prowling arotnd with abird gun. Oh, nonsense! Why, father likesyou. Didnt I hear him say that youwere good enough to eat? Hm! Thats just the reason whyhe might try to pepper me. I was cured of a bad case of catarrhwhen nothing else that I tried had anyeffect. My wife was cured from asevere case of la grippe


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