Mortarboard . RFJFORb BALLADS ?—i _ . \ . , r- Im a Wac, Im a Wac, Im a wonderful Wac, Its a fac, its a fac, That Im breaking my back, But in spite of each pain and ache, Caused by hoe and rake, I am feeling fameretty, Not a single bit regretty, And I howl for a trowl And a scythe is my pride. For each seed theres-a weed, Growing right side by side. So Im as happy as can be Bossed by Dr. Ogilvie, In our Wac Camp Thats the place for It makes me sort of sore To read about the girls of yore, Salome, Pompadour and Jazzabal; They thought that they were peaches When they stuck to men like leech
Mortarboard . RFJFORb BALLADS ?—i _ . \ . , r- Im a Wac, Im a Wac, Im a wonderful Wac, Its a fac, its a fac, That Im breaking my back, But in spite of each pain and ache, Caused by hoe and rake, I am feeling fameretty, Not a single bit regretty, And I howl for a trowl And a scythe is my pride. For each seed theres-a weed, Growing right side by side. So Im as happy as can be Bossed by Dr. Ogilvie, In our Wac Camp Thats the place for It makes me sort of sore To read about the girls of yore, Salome, Pompadour and Jazzabal; They thought that they were peaches When they stuck to men like leeches, But believe me it was deedie-i-dum-di-dum. Instead of having beaux, We simply wield the heavy hoes In clothing which for us were never meant: For these are the days when a ladys not a lady, But a lady is a perfect gent. (M. M. & C. W. 21.) Ballad of Young Tommy Listen, everybody, to my tale of woeAbout a young person you all know:Shell back me up when I tell youAbout an experience she went through Twas on a blithesome Monday morn,Young Tommy was out hoeing corn,And every weed that she might see,Shed hoe it up right merri-lee. An ugly weed grew by the corn,She eyed that ugly weed with scorn ;All weeds, said she, from here must go,So she gave it a clip with her trusty hoe. Then out came Dr. Squizzy, the Hun,My Gawd, said he, what have you done?Say dont you know a pumpkin vine?Ill butter you, you son-of-a-swine. But Tommy w
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