The Campanile . t filled i^ith silence. Finally broken by polite knock ondoor. Knocking continues, still polite but perpetual.) Student—(Tliroz^ing off tnattress)—Come in! {Youth enters. Resembles shoe salesman, though not handsome.) Youth—Good morning! Anything I can sell you today ? Student—No, much obliged. Youth—Toilet articles? Soap, razor blades, hair oil, wire brush? Student—No, Fve got plenty. Youth—Dont want anything, eh? , - Student—No. Youth—Well, ril see you again. Student—Yes, I guess it cant be helped. Youth—Well, good morning! Student—Oh, for beat it! ( Youth politely luithdraii
The Campanile . t filled i^ith silence. Finally broken by polite knock ondoor. Knocking continues, still polite but perpetual.) Student—(Tliroz^ing off tnattress)—Come in! {Youth enters. Resembles shoe salesman, though not handsome.) Youth—Good morning! Anything I can sell you today ? Student—No, much obliged. Youth—Toilet articles? Soap, razor blades, hair oil, wire brush? Student—No, Fve got plenty. Youth—Dont want anything, eh? , - Student—No. Youth—Well, ril see you again. Student—Yes, I guess it cant be helped. Youth—Well, good morning! Student—Oh, for beat it! ( Youth politely luithdraiis. Student resumes snoring but sound is artificial:.Finally rises and zcearily dons garments—female spectators glancing other zvay.*Door opens and Neighboring Student looks in.) N. S.—Get plenty of sleep? vStudent—Almost ten minutes this morning. Hank. N. S.—Thats pretty good. (Curtain) :.^nt%%\ ? ...*\V • \^ • ..,»\>x • »>*..: -v#i».r • ///ii: * •/•/... ^ -VM*^ •.•//// This, gentle readers, is Doctor Lovetts Little Boy, the White Mouse of theInstitute. If you are not well acquainted with him, you are unaware of his close relationship to our Prexy. The Docasks Shorty, then the trustees. AskShorty, he knows. Unfortunately, our photographerwas unable to catch the celebrity inrepose and was forced to snap himhurriedly as he emerged from a well-known downtown hotel. The mos-quitoes were so bad this year thatliving in the residential halls was al-most impossible. Our hero began his checkered ca-reer at a very alcoholic revel in 1916,bursting into prominence from whichhe has consistently refused to fence-riding feat put on for theAlpha Rhos and Idlers two years agowon much favorable comment; andhis recent usurpation of Punks placeas charioteer is regarded as a decidedexploit. Performing creditably as ayell leader, he has appointed himselfthe athletic oracle, and taken advan-tage of the Thresher columns to is-sue
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