. Baltimore and Ohio employes magazine . at it was hightime we were shiftin oor trystin placea street farther along. Whit wad ye sayto Union Street?—Exchange. Sized Up Mrs. Crawford—What makes you thinkthat she knows her husband thoroughly ? Mrs. Crabshaw—Because she can tellexactly how much money to take out ofhis pocket without his missing it—Judge. An Expensive Lesson Now, Thomas, said the teacherseverely, how many times must I tellyou not to snap your fingers? Put yourhand down and presently Ill hear fromyou. Five minutes later she said: Now,then, Thomas, what was it you wantedto say? Ther
. Baltimore and Ohio employes magazine . at it was hightime we were shiftin oor trystin placea street farther along. Whit wad ye sayto Union Street?—Exchange. Sized Up Mrs. Crawford—What makes you thinkthat she knows her husband thoroughly ? Mrs. Crabshaw—Because she can tellexactly how much money to take out ofhis pocket without his missing it—Judge. An Expensive Lesson Now, Thomas, said the teacherseverely, how many times must I tellyou not to snap your fingers? Put yourhand down and presently Ill hear fromyou. Five minutes later she said: Now,then, Thomas, what was it you wantedto say? There was a man in the entry a whileago, said Thomas serenely, and hewent out with your new silk umbrella.—Christian Advocate. Correct Calling Cards Perplexed Dorothy wants the editorof the womans page to state what arethe correct calling cards this season. Theproper ones, Dot, are the same as theyvealways been, namely: Full houses, fours,flushes and straights. —Baltimore Trolley News. THE BALTIMORE AND OHIO EMPLOYES MAGAZINE 33. SOME SWISH TERENCE: Id hate to beabout that la-ad in fly-toime. —Courtesy Puck. Astronomy vs. Art Professor—Has anything ever been dis-covered on Venus? Student—No, sir, there has not, if thepictures are correct.—Judge. The Critic Scores A certain playwright was much an-noyed by the uncomplimentary noticethe critic of a daily paper gave to hislatest play—which, by the way, turnedout a gruesome failure. Happening tomeet him a few days later, the play-wright remarked, with much irritation,that, although said critic was adept inpicking out the faults in other peoplesplays, he was quite incapable of writinga play himself. You are quite right, the criticreplied; neither can I manufacture beef,and yet I am a better judge of beef thanany bull in the world.—T. N. Miranda. My wife kisses me evenings when Iget home No; —Exchange. The Hallmarks of Station Roly—Is yours a select neighborhood? Poly—I should s
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