. The record . k THE RECORD He: Where did you do most of yourskating when learning? She: I think youi-e honid! —Orlo/iiiH.—o—Have you ever talked this way to anyother girls? No, love; Im at my best tonight.—finirli Bovl.—o—Hush, little vampire, Dont you cry!Youll get his frat i)inBye and bye. Drcyrrfl. THEN FUK FLEW Were you and Daddy good boys whenI was gone? the mother. Oh , mother, replied the child. And did you treat the nurse respect-fully? I should say we did. And did you kiss her good-night ev-ery day? I should say we did. —Dirge. When woman was made out of mansrib—someone pu
. The record . k THE RECORD He: Where did you do most of yourskating when learning? She: I think youi-e honid! —Orlo/iiiH.—o—Have you ever talked this way to anyother girls? No, love; Im at my best tonight.—finirli Bovl.—o—Hush, little vampire, Dont you cry!Youll get his frat i)inBye and bye. Drcyrrfl. THEN FUK FLEW Were you and Daddy good boys whenI was gone? the mother. Oh , mother, replied the child. And did you treat the nurse respect-fully? I should say we did. And did you kiss her good-night ev-ery day? I should say we did. —Dirge. When woman was made out of mansrib—someone pulled a bone. lb. May •Trxf: UNDER THE MOON Spring had come. The full moon camepeeping through the lazy white cloudsand only the outline of the pair couldbe seen as they gazed upon the unruf-fled waters of Sagers. The momentspassed into an hour before the romanticsilence was broken. Then Harry ven-tured, Say, George, give mc anothermatch; my pipe went out. Go to father. she said. When I asked her to wed;Now. I knew very well that Her father was also I knew what A life he had her meaning was plain As could be when she said,Go to father. Two hundred thirty-four 6 THE RECORD /~ N i ^^p ^H ? ^^1 1^^ 3 jlSpj^**-^---—• . ^^ ^tjx^^-i?^ ~ -^ *., -- ^W-- ~ r Ill prove myself an artist Without a biush, he cried;And drew a lovely maidenUp closer to his side. —Punch Boivl.—o—Frosh: Behold me in the flower ofmanhood. Soph: Yes, you blooming idiot. —Cornell Widow.—0—Prospective Buyer: Is this mulefast? Farmer Haystack: Not entirely—hishind legs are loose. —Tar Baby. Polly: I h
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