. Bizarre . re I dont know Ely—Then you had better kiss the dog. Brunner to Johnnie (In Astronomy)—Go, tell your pop I dont know my les-son, Johnnie—I guess he knows that by this time. Paire 202 r. I Z A H R !?: 1 1) 1 2 Edith L (to Lester who has trapped a muskrat)—Where do those things grow? Prof. Wanner—Child Psychology is still in its infancy. Prof. Shenk—Did you ever hear the negro s lecture on The Milk of the Cocoa-nut?Butterwick and Grinnn—(loudly) No, tell usabout itProf.—Wish I knew and Id tell you. Miss Brown (discovering C C and Miss Ely behind the piano in the parlor)—Mr. Smith, I
. Bizarre . re I dont know Ely—Then you had better kiss the dog. Brunner to Johnnie (In Astronomy)—Go, tell your pop I dont know my les-son, Johnnie—I guess he knows that by this time. Paire 202 r. I Z A H R !?: 1 1) 1 2 Edith L (to Lester who has trapped a muskrat)—Where do those things grow? Prof. Wanner—Child Psychology is still in its infancy. Prof. Shenk—Did you ever hear the negro s lecture on The Milk of the Cocoa-nut?Butterwick and Grinnn—(loudly) No, tell usabout itProf.—Wish I knew and Id tell you. Miss Brown (discovering C C and Miss Ely behind the piano in the parlor)—Mr. Smith, I think you are in rather close communication. Titus—In my experience I found out that you can not work for a bachelorsand a married mans degree at the same time. Prof. W^anner—What are Piedmont glaciers? Johnnie—Those which roll up like a cigarette Brunner—I lay awake as I was sleeping, dreaming how I would spend themoney. Miss Parks—(to Weiglej—Stop throwing those words at JUNIOR CL.\SS MEETING Page 2oji 15 I Z A R K E 10 12 Prof. Wanners definition of a summer resort: A summer resort is a man entirelysurrounded b\ woman. Prof. Lehman (in Calculus)—Mr. Carmany. there are some in this class whowould have done that multiplication in half the time it took you. Carmany—I wouldnt be surprised. They say fools multiply rapidly thesedays. Question Why do women lace so tight? Do they want to be economical, having as littlewaste (waist) as possible or do they want to show how much squeez-ing they can stand without being hurt? Ollie to Tommy—Tommy, what do you expect to say for your extrava-gant living when you reach the Heavenly Gate? Tommy—Well, after I die, I can truthfully say that I had the time of mylife. Titus definition of pajamas:—Pajamas are a happy medium between a MotherHubbard and a smoking jacket. The Reporter (early in year)—Tommy, why is it that these little green caps are so easily kept on?Tommy —Vacuum pressure. Zack Bowma
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