. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . t we should want.—Selected. I Can Stand Gracious, Tommy! said the startledisitor: I never saw a lad get as manypankings as you do. Why, it seems to»e a continuous performance down in thevoodshed. Oh, I can stand it, laughed Tommy,vith a wink. You can stand it? Sure! When dad spanks me, ma feelso sorry she gives me candy on the when ma spanks me, dad feels soorry he gives me a quarter and takes me>ut to see the ball game. Better Health. Grandpa, the sun is brighter in thelummer than in the winter, is it not? Yes


. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . t we should want.—Selected. I Can Stand Gracious, Tommy! said the startledisitor: I never saw a lad get as manypankings as you do. Why, it seems to»e a continuous performance down in thevoodshed. Oh, I can stand it, laughed Tommy,vith a wink. You can stand it? Sure! When dad spanks me, ma feelso sorry she gives me candy on the when ma spanks me, dad feels soorry he gives me a quarter and takes me>ut to see the ball game. Better Health. Grandpa, the sun is brighter in thelummer than in the winter, is it not? Yes, and its warmer and enjoys betterlealth. Why does it enjoy better health? Because it gets up earlier. Good Idea. How do you tell bad eggs? queriedhe young housewife, I never told any, replied the freshgrocery clerk; but if I had anything toell a bad egg Id break it gently. Given Away—Not Sold. A little boy who overheard a conversa-ion respecting a wedding that was soono take place, asked: Papa, what do theyvant to give the bride away for? Canthey sell her?. People are seldom on time; they arejither early or late. There is, after all, only one bone ofontention in the world, and that is theaw bone. If you would not be forgotten ag soonis you are dead, either write things worth•eading or do things worth writing. There may be as much courage dia-)layed in enduring with resignation theiufferings of the soul, as remaining firminder the showers of shot from a battery. Garden Calendar for March. Transplant hardy Lettuce, also Cabbage plants fromwinter beds, especiallj^ the large York Fresh bedsof Asparagus, Artichokes, Sea Kale and Rhubarb, andStrawberry set out, plant Peas, Potatoes, Onion Setsand early Corn, sow Cabbage, Carrots, Celery, Cu-cumbers, Beets, Egg Plants, Leek, Lettuce. Mustard,Melons in hotbeds. Okra, Parsnip, Pumpkin, Pepper,at the close of the month, Radish, Salsify, Spinach,Turnips and Tomatoes sow in warm situation. FARM NOTES. Potatoes.—Break up your land


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