. Boone County Recorder . nice fix. Johnson—How ? Jackson—He wrote an article one Ideal Wife for a ladies paperlast month. Johnson—Well, whats that to dowith his present fix? Jackson—Somebody told his wifeabout it, and shes been reading thething over during the past two days,trying to discover a single traitwherein his Ideal resembles her. Shehasnt found it, and Bunker dine* inthe efty now. Why He Left Scotland. At a Caledonian banquet In Lon-don a Scotsman who had settled inthe metropolis made a speech;mwhieh Scotland and all things Scot-tish were so fulsomely praised that anEnglishman, who «
. Boone County Recorder . nice fix. Johnson—How ? Jackson—He wrote an article one Ideal Wife for a ladies paperlast month. Johnson—Well, whats that to dowith his present fix? Jackson—Somebody told his wifeabout it, and shes been reading thething over during the past two days,trying to discover a single traitwherein his Ideal resembles her. Shehasnt found it, and Bunker dine* inthe efty now. Why He Left Scotland. At a Caledonian banquet In Lon-don a Scotsman who had settled inthe metropolis made a speech;mwhieh Scotland and all things Scot-tish were so fulsomely praised that anEnglishman, who «at next him, saidwhen he had finished: *lf Scotland is all that you Scots-men say it is, why dont yon staythere instead of coming here? WeeL answered the tell ye hoo It wis wi* me. WhenAh whrra- business -to- Fife Ah fand athe fowk wis Just as cllver as meselan Ah oadna gar the two ens Ah cam awa* Sooth, an* Bin* syne,man, Ahvs been daein rate wwal. M-FORWEAB THE BEST WORK SHOE IN THE WORLD. FOR SALH BY W. M. RACHAL & GO. UNION, KENTUCKY.
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