Merry-go-roundelays . irking, its time you were working, Ouit flirting with that there gink! Have you anything nice in a hammer, miss*?Says Ricardo with wonderful guile; And the grumpy old boss is no longer fact, he commences to smile. Having purchased the hammer, Ricardo resumes His wooing of lovely stays there for hours; the boss again glowers And curtly announces, Young fella, This isnt a lounging-room, kindly vamoose I Serenely Ricardo thenSays, Lady, I wish a nice chafing-dish, And the owner is smiling again! And again Ricardo is courting the maid. And whenever the boss
Merry-go-roundelays . irking, its time you were working, Ouit flirting with that there gink! Have you anything nice in a hammer, miss*?Says Ricardo with wonderful guile; And the grumpy old boss is no longer fact, he commences to smile. Having purchased the hammer, Ricardo resumes His wooing of lovely stays there for hours; the boss again glowers And curtly announces, Young fella, This isnt a lounging-room, kindly vamoose I Serenely Ricardo thenSays, Lady, I wish a nice chafing-dish, And the owner is smiling again! And again Ricardo is courting the maid. And whenever the boss complainsHe purchases something (however a bum thing) And pretty soon nothing remains. 6 A Hardware Romance In the store that Ricardo does not own,And he turns to the boss and declares, I have bought you out! Now vanish, old lout!The proprietor, saying his prayrs, Makes a grab for his hat and in terror departs. The lovers emit a Hooray!And kiss once or twice, or it may have been thrice, And that is the end of my lay!. CIGAR BANDITS The Belgian Government has presented to the Leagueof Nations a hill for cigars amounting to 80^000 hill says: These cigars were smoked or carried off bymembers of the various delegations at the Spa Conferences^—News Item, T^HE delegate from Argentine,* The one from Transylvania,The gen°tle-man from Hindustan,The member from Roumania; The representative from Spain, The deputy Vesuvian,The guy who hails from New South Wales, The diplomat Peruvian; 8 Cigar Bandits The emissary Portuguese, The personage Sicilian,The delegate from Congo State, The dignitary Chilean—? They puffed a lot of fine cigars, Did these and other folks,And Belgium read the bill and said, (No kidding) Holy smokes! I guess they think were went and smoked our best And when they left, in manner went and swiped the rest! Wed gladly buy the worlds cigars If we but had the we are broke and other folk That bill will have to settle. Im
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