Poultry fancier . :€ X& ?! $•5 Kx iii $•5 8lii 1*1 kx PI I1 1 i:jIS III HiHiHi km I I lii8) DONT BE A CLAM After having perfected the Great Darlington Strain of SingleComb White Leghorns I naturally looked around for New Worldsto Conquor. I thought if I could only make the Sphinx speak I would leave this world mydebtor. As I have hardly time to attend my own funeral I had to act through us pause a moment (In fact two paws is more proper). There this Great Mys-tery has stood ever since 2800 B. C, and never uttered one word (what qualities in awife). He saw the first peach basket, he
Poultry fancier . :€ X& ?! $•5 Kx iii $•5 8lii 1*1 kx PI I1 1 i:jIS III HiHiHi km I I lii8) DONT BE A CLAM After having perfected the Great Darlington Strain of SingleComb White Leghorns I naturally looked around for New Worldsto Conquor. I thought if I could only make the Sphinx speak I would leave this world mydebtor. As I have hardly time to attend my own funeral I had to act through us pause a moment (In fact two paws is more proper). There this Great Mys-tery has stood ever since 2800 B. C, and never uttered one word (what qualities in awife). He saw the first peach basket, he noted well its size, he also saw the a falling off was there my countrymen. (Another pause is proper). He was placed there by Chephren—many of you never met him. I havejust received the following message by wireless: The mystery is solved, the Sphinx has. spoken, weigh well his words. The message of course, was not in good UnitedStates from the fact that when the Sphinx learned his A. B. Cs our language was inrather a crude state. The message was at once forwarded to the Department of Bibli-cal Research. Clam (he always getsthat the darn It was an easy matter to decipher the words Dont Re a but there were four other signs, what could they mean? One Professorhis birds at Darlington), wiser than the others—or dumber—suggestedthing stuttered. Now every school boy knows that stuttering was not invented untilthe reign of Peter the Great, it came in with the Russian proper names. The mysterywas finally solved by a little child running through the room crying: I want my Mum-my. What an illustration of the beautiful words: A little child shall lead them(another pause, possibly two). There was the whole message Dont Be a Clam I Want My Mummy The rest of my life shall be devoted to carrying out the wishes of my dear departedFriend, around wh
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