. Dentos . 50 Using fountain pens 500 Owning them 100 Juniors and Seniors bragging about points they have 200 Those having above the average 50 Those in favor of a library 500 Those using the librarv 50 When a lawyer makes a mistake it is just what he wanted because he has achance to try the case over again. When a carpenter makes a mistake its just what he expected. When a doctor makes a mistake he buries it. When a dentist makes a mistake he charges twice for it. The typewriter said to the pencil: Please tell me why I have no doors or locks, I have so many keys. The pencil said, T do not kno
. Dentos . 50 Using fountain pens 500 Owning them 100 Juniors and Seniors bragging about points they have 200 Those having above the average 50 Those in favor of a library 500 Those using the librarv 50 When a lawyer makes a mistake it is just what he wanted because he has achance to try the case over again. When a carpenter makes a mistake its just what he expected. When a doctor makes a mistake he buries it. When a dentist makes a mistake he charges twice for it. The typewriter said to the pencil: Please tell me why I have no doors or locks, I have so many keys. The pencil said, T do not know, its as queer as quadrupeds But can you tell me why we wear our rubbers on our heads ? Success is failure turned inside out— The silver tint of the clouds of doubt. And you can never tell how close you are. It may be near when it seems afar; So stick to the fight when youre hardest hit— It is when things seem worst that you must not quit. Page 79 ) 9 2 2 ^^ SB BB~ ^h^D^nto ^ Or D(///^MoNc^~ Ho///j/^c/. //^/^ Co5/Ho^O/./T/=lA/ Cl ( O 3. ^^oj<e//7Z Page SO *- )922 ?as IB tint entos— -^ffl Senior: Mrs. Hoffman, may I write on Fixed Bridgework? Mrs. Hoffman: What do you mean, repaired bridgework? Witous burns plenty of midnight oil—gasoline. A dentist claims that he has restored two patients to sanity by extracting theirteeth, but wait vmtil they get the bill. Theyll go crazy again. Patient (six feet two inches tall, weight 2-10 pounds, in conversation withMrs. Prestley) : Why, madam, he is nothing but a insult to B. Nathan, dont you think? Denenholz (in a rather loud voice) : Please open your mouth; those are myfingers you are biting on. Rattner (to Dr. Johnson) : I had a patient with a central incisor, and eventhough I didnt want to, I had to remove the pulp. Senior and a sophomore talking about vitamines. Senior—Why is a loaf of bread like the sun ? Sophomore—I do not know. Senior—Because it rises in der yeast and settles in der vest. A FEW GOO
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