. "Blasts" from The Ram's Horn. It is difficult to tell a deaf man a secret. 160 Blasts From The Rams Horn GLEANINGS FROM GANDERFOOT. If a man kivers upthe blind eye whenhe sells me a hoss,it alwas makes mefeel ez tho sumthinwas wrongwith the wea-ther after that,whenever Ihear him trytotawk nice inmeetin. I wonder why itis that I alwas feelthe most like puttinmunny in the hat,when my pocket-book is at home in my other britches pocket? I wonder why it is that we alwas like. that kind of preechin the best that makesthe feathers fly on sumbody else. I wonder why it is that evry time I starta hym
. "Blasts" from The Ram's Horn. It is difficult to tell a deaf man a secret. 160 Blasts From The Rams Horn GLEANINGS FROM GANDERFOOT. If a man kivers upthe blind eye whenhe sells me a hoss,it alwas makes mefeel ez tho sumthinwas wrongwith the wea-ther after that,whenever Ihear him trytotawk nice inmeetin. I wonder why itis that I alwas feelthe most like puttinmunny in the hat,when my pocket-book is at home in my other britches pocket? I wonder why it is that we alwas like. that kind of preechin the best that makesthe feathers fly on sumbody else. I wonder why it is that evry time I starta hym in meetin Granndaddy Nucks issure to lay down his ear trumpet. I wonder why it is that it hurts me likehavin a hoss step on my foot fur Seman-thy to tell me that she wants munny tobuy her a new dress. Theres lots ov fokes that I cud thinkright smart more ov, if they only livedfurder off. When I hear a man blowin his ownhorn too loud, I often find myself a wishin that he wud git the sore throte. I kno wun or two men who peer tqthink that they owe the Lord a dredfulbig dett, which theyre obleeged to pay intawk.
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