. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . le Elmer—I wish I had been Adam. The Nurse—Why? i Little Elmer—He never had to be a kid and have a woman wash his face and neck; thats why. Egg Needed Not , said the boarding house landlady,pass Mr. Newman the salt for his egg. Never mind the salt, thank you, re-joined the latest acquisition to the fold,this egg is none too fresh as it is. The Scream of Pleasure. Teacher—A cream, Tommy, is ran excla-mation of pain. How can you say it isan exclamation of pleasure? Tommy^—I was alluding to de scream agirl gives when a ma
. Turner's North Carolina almanac : for the year of our Lord ... . le Elmer—I wish I had been Adam. The Nurse—Why? i Little Elmer—He never had to be a kid and have a woman wash his face and neck; thats why. Egg Needed Not , said the boarding house landlady,pass Mr. Newman the salt for his egg. Never mind the salt, thank you, re-joined the latest acquisition to the fold,this egg is none too fresh as it is. The Scream of Pleasure. Teacher—A cream, Tommy, is ran excla-mation of pain. How can you say it isan exclamation of pleasure? Tommy^—I was alluding to de scream agirl gives when a man kisses her. Weeks vs. Years. He (five weeks after marriage)—I havebrought you a birthday present, my angel—diamond necklace, which, however, willpale before the brightness of your eyes. He (five years after marriage)—I havebrought you a birthday present—an ash-re-ceiver. She—But, my dear, I do not smoke cigars. He—N-o, but if you have an ash-receiverfor me to put my cigar ashes in, it will saveyou the trouble of sweeping them up, Garden Calendar for May. Attend to plantations of Cabbage, Cauliflower,etc., hoe them frequently and draw earth to thestems; thin out early planting of Beets, Carrots,Parsnips,, and Salsify, and sow all kinds omittedlast month. Transplant Cabbage, Beets, Lettuce,Tomato, Egg Plant from hotbeds to warm bor-ders. Plant Beans, bush or bunch, for a succ^sion; Lima, Carolina and other pole Beans, Cab-bage plants, sow ^eed if not done last month, aisp,Carrot, Cauliflower, Cucumber, Indian Corn croi>swhich have failed first sowing. Repeat , Pepper, Peas, Potatoes, Pumpkin andSquash. Sow Cabbage for winter. Corn plant fprsuccession. Finish sowing all kinds of Aromatic,Pot, Sweet and Medicinal herbs. FARM NOTES. Hogs that are turned on clover should beringed if you do not wish the groundrooted up. Pine lands are deficient in nitrogen andphosphoric acid, and where they are sandyalso lack potash. The farmer who ha
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