. Taps. -ville; Assistant Professor, English, Clemson College. 7S Prof. Furman: Mr. Harris, define : Love, sir. Prof. F: Ha, when you write to your girl, are vou moved bycupidity? Prof. F.: Mr. Dove, what do you mean when you speak ofa galleon? Dove: Four quarts, sir! Prof. F.: Mr. Pegues, define : A country, sir! Prof. F. (looking over the grades): Ha, as you have learnedin chemistry, certain things wont combine. Here is one manwith nothing but a six and a zero. Wolff: Professor, I think that zero must belong to : Ha, no one is disputing your title to it, sir!


. Taps. -ville; Assistant Professor, English, Clemson College. 7S Prof. Furman: Mr. Harris, define : Love, sir. Prof. F: Ha, when you write to your girl, are vou moved bycupidity? Prof. F.: Mr. Dove, what do you mean when you speak ofa galleon? Dove: Four quarts, sir! Prof. F.: Mr. Pegues, define : A country, sir! Prof. F. (looking over the grades): Ha, as you have learnedin chemistry, certain things wont combine. Here is one manwith nothing but a six and a zero. Wolff: Professor, I think that zero must belong to : Ha, no one is disputing your title to it, sir! Prof. F.: Mr. Dove, what is a consonant, anyway? Dove: A consonant is a word which you can pronounce with-out opening your lips! Section: Ha-a! ha-a! ha, a!!! Dove: No, sir, I meant to say teeth! Prof.: Ha, Mr. Dove, suppose you shut your mouth andpronounce one for us, then. Pegues (On English Literature): Professor werent theNormans Dames (Danes)? Prof.: Ha, some of them were, : Ha! Ha!! Ha!!!. 79


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