. The Rotunda . VARSITY HOCKEY SQUAD ^r JOKES A Word to the Wise Mistress: Mary, when you wait attable tonight for my guests, pleasedont wear any jewelry. Maid: I have nothing valuable,maam, but I thank you for the warn-ing.—Deutoche EACO We Care Nacht a Jacht A lady named Schacht sailed away on a foot gacht cacht in a sailors knacht,And pitched her into a lobsters facht and wracht till she was hacht,She swore a lacht and said shed nachtGo sailing again in that lobsters yacht. —Cincinatti Enquirer Grandma: Would you like to goto the fair and ride on the merry
. The Rotunda . VARSITY HOCKEY SQUAD ^r JOKES A Word to the Wise Mistress: Mary, when you wait attable tonight for my guests, pleasedont wear any jewelry. Maid: I have nothing valuable,maam, but I thank you for the warn-ing.—Deutoche EACO We Care Nacht a Jacht A lady named Schacht sailed away on a foot gacht cacht in a sailors knacht,And pitched her into a lobsters facht and wracht till she was hacht,She swore a lacht and said shed nachtGo sailing again in that lobsters yacht. —Cincinatti Enquirer Grandma: Would you like to goto the fair and ride on the merry-go-round? Modem Child: I dont mind if itwill amuse you.—Giutien-y (Madrid) Barring a Tone or Two Girls when they went out to swimOnce dressed like Mother Hubbard;Now they have a different whim;They dress more like her cupboard.—Boston Tianscript Why I emban-ass it I cantExplain, the driver said—Yet every time it sees me coming thatDarn traffic light turns red. Cincinnati Enquirer What I am today I owe to mywife, he said proudly. Well, what aie you? the othersneered. Im the husband of the best bridgeplayer in our neighborhood. —Boston Transcript A Spaniard, an American, and aScotchman were discussing what theywould do if they awok
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