. Bizarre . JECT To promote the social and spiritual welfare of students at L. V. C. MEETING PLACE Every room in the dormitory is honored at some time or other. Slowest playersBum playersSlickest crooks Biggest gamblers Gamest losersBest tempered playersTown bunchWindiest playersSmallest playerBiggest playerMost social coupleJanitorTable dusterApparatus furnishers ? Rastus Kauffman & Don Keister Sam Plummer and Jimniie Shively C. C. Smith & Ollie Butterwick Reed & Charlton Rine & Denlinger Koontz, Rodes, Klinger Tommy, Mutch & Miller Fat Biever & Eiidie Kreider Lyter, Grimm & Kennedy Lehman, M
. Bizarre . JECT To promote the social and spiritual welfare of students at L. V. C. MEETING PLACE Every room in the dormitory is honored at some time or other. Slowest playersBum playersSlickest crooks Biggest gamblers Gamest losersBest tempered playersTown bunchWindiest playersSmallest playerBiggest playerMost social coupleJanitorTable dusterApparatus furnishers ? Rastus Kauffman & Don Keister Sam Plummer and Jimniie Shively C. C. Smith & Ollie Butterwick Reed & Charlton Rine & Denlinger Koontz, Rodes, Klinger Tommy, Mutch & Miller Fat Biever & Eiidie Kreider Lyter, Grimm & Kennedy Lehman, Marshall,Saylor, and Carmany Brunner &; Botts Dinney Weigle Clair & The Reporter Shearer Shannon Everybody Nov Preceptress Gettiiis Wise Miss Brown—Miss Light, do the girls take turns at entertaining the fellows? Helen B.—Why is Reporter Harnish like a hard coal-stove? Edith G.—I dont know. Helen B.—Because he is so hard to shake. Pagf I-J 15 1 Z A R R 1: 1 .) 1 2. 5^^. PARLOR ETIQUETTE: A THEORY Tragedy in Four Acts Cram, cram, English from morn till noon,But I wisli that I had studied moreTo avoid a shameful doom. Exam, exam, exam. How stupid and dull I feel! I wish that back were turned That I with my trot might deal. Flunk, flunk, flunk, O, cruel and relentless fate! And I wish that father could know, How I cram, but tis now too late. Trunk, trunk, trunk, I have packed thee up at last. But I hate to see thee sent home thus, Before the school years past. Page IJ 8 1] I Z A H K I-: 11)12 Y«m Can Always Tell Hrunner by his talk Miss Parks by her red hair Freslinien by their greenness Sophomores bv tiieir swell heads Preachers by their looks The time of day by looking at your watch Miss Dodge by looking at her Myers by the size of his feet Reporter by his iiot air Prof. Derry by his walk Miilhollen by his humor Charlton by his nerve Prof. W^anner by the Boehni in his eye Tommy b\ his fibs |xln9|iriHHl K PRACTICAL PARLOR ETIUUETT
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